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scheming daemons

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Thu Feb-04-10 09:15 PM
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Fuck Ted Nugent

"I think that Barack Hussein Obama should be put in jail. It is clear that Barack Hussein Obama is a communist. Mao Tse Tung lives and his name is Barack Hussein Obama. This country should be ashamed. I wanna throw up."

If anybody should be arrested, it's Nugent.

Isn't criticizing the President during a time of war considered to be treason by these neanderthals?

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gateley

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Thu Feb-04-10 09:16 PM
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1. Is he a communist or a socialist? Or Hitler? Make up your minds, fuckwads. nt

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Thu Feb-04-10 10:57 PM
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43. hes a fascist communist socialist reverse racist n/t

:crazy:

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gateley

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Thu Feb-04-10 11:11 PM
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46. And a Kenyan, to boot! nt

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Swede

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Thu Feb-04-10 11:12 PM
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47. And muslin

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Blue_Tires

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Thu Feb-04-10 11:39 PM
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54. going to a radical black church

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Jack Rabbit

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Fri Feb-05-10 05:37 PM
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78. A Muslin terraist as that.

I guess that's a Chia pet made out of some exotic cloth.

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Enthusiast

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Fri Feb-05-10 07:56 AM
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70. You forgot Muslim non-citizen. nt

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pepperbear

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Fri Feb-05-10 12:59 AM
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58. he's a woman named bertha n/t

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Ohio Joe

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Thu Feb-04-10 09:18 PM
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2. He is a douchebag

But being a hypocrite is second nature to repugs.

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onehandle

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Thu Feb-04-10 09:18 PM
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3. He's an impotent flea. Ignore him. nt

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TheCowsCameHome

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Thu Feb-04-10 09:18 PM
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4. I thought Ted Nugent WAS throw up.

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tnlefty

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Thu Feb-04-10 09:19 PM
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5. Not even in my worst nightmares...

:puke: Perhaps he'll have an accident with one of his many firearms.

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Sebastian Doyle

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Thu Feb-04-10 09:19 PM
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6. Anybody who shits their pants for a full week to avoid getting drafted into the Vietnam war

really doesn't have a lot of room to call anybody a "communist".

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troubledamerican

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Thu Feb-04-10 11:26 PM
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51. + 1

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Maru Kitteh

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Thu Feb-04-10 11:35 PM
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52. That is a fact that bears repeating as often as possible. NUGENT is a COWARD.

He's Mr. Big Balls America as long as it's someone else's balls.

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flvegan

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Thu Feb-04-10 09:20 PM
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7. Nugent? That suckass coward?

Ted "I shit my pants for a month to avoid serving in the military" Nugent?

Ted "I shoot animals because they can't shoot back" Nugent?

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KingFlorez

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Thu Feb-04-10 09:21 PM
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8. Don't encourage bestiality

You know Nugent isn't human.

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Xenotime

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Thu Feb-04-10 09:50 PM
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17. brilliant!

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rgbecker

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Thu Feb-04-10 09:26 PM
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9. You're going to listen to this guy?

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Berserker

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Thu Feb-04-10 09:26 PM
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10. Ted Please

do your cat scratch on my nut sack you poser. Ted You SUCK.

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Unrepentant Fenian

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Thu Feb-04-10 09:29 PM
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11. Nugent is 50 pounds of shit in a 5 pound sack!

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Vinnie From Indy

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Thu Feb-04-10 09:36 PM
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12. +1

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mopinko

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Thu Feb-04-10 09:40 PM
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13. not with a 20' dildo np

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Gregorian

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Thu Feb-04-10 09:47 PM
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14. And to think he did this.

Maybe he hadn't been captured by evil aliens yet.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UN2VNFpiGWo

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Xenotime

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Thu Feb-04-10 09:49 PM
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15. Yes. You go on to Ted's property and go pick him up....

I'm sure he will come quietly.

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Thu Feb-04-10 09:50 PM
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16. There must be no criticism of the president in a time of war

I will not tolerate it. People who love their country support the President of the United States no questions asked.

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bridgit

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Thu Feb-04-10 09:51 PM
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18. Nugent's rock & roll has always blown chunks - always!!

:puke:

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SoxFan

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Thu Feb-04-10 09:52 PM
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20. Meathead Rock

Nickleback, Sammy Hagar, AC/DC, etc

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Thu Feb-04-10 10:05 PM
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30. "Meathead rock"?

WTF is that supposed to mean?

AC/DC?!?

What's your gripe with them? (I know Hagar has Freeper tendencies, never listened to Nickleback).

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SoxFan

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Fri Feb-05-10 09:32 AM
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74. AC/DC has been recording the same album for 30 years

Banal lyrics, repetitive songs.

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-..__...

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Thu Feb-04-10 10:00 PM
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28. I beg to differ...

his politics and opinions might suck, but "Double Live Gonzo" smoked the airwaves when it came out.

It still stands as one of my all time favorite live albums.

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bridgit

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Thu Feb-04-10 10:20 PM
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36. I beg to disagree - Nugent was *never* where rock & roll was or is

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TV74PsUo1dc&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9fha0aMiB9I

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Thu Feb-04-10 10:31 PM
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37. The first video I can agree with...

Edited on Thu Feb-04-10 10:34 PM by -..__...

the second one was insufferable.

I have a feeling this is more your speed (and probably a fair amount of DU as well).

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2eGWW8KOQio

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bridgit

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Thu Feb-04-10 10:37 PM
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39. hahahaha, maybe we'll split the difference 75/25 my way

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipaTdX9Jh28 :headbang:

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Thu Feb-04-10 10:45 PM
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40. Meh.

Edited on Thu Feb-04-10 10:46 PM by -..__...

It didn't ring mt bell, but protest music was never my thing (and I was a 60's kid).

To me, politics takes all the fun out of the music...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7FdJajqxmU

:headbang:

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bridgit

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Thu Feb-04-10 10:48 PM
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41. No protest music? Then Ted Nugent is *perfect* for you

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nW8S58CYQqs

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q2ZMOKLsiuY :)

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Hugabear

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Thu Feb-04-10 11:09 PM
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44. Ah yes, the author of such classics as "Wang Bang Sweet Poontang"

Pure gutter trash.

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-..__...

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Fri Feb-05-10 12:07 AM
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57. I guess "Wango Tango"

Edited on Fri Feb-05-10 12:16 AM by -..__...

"My face is a Maserati... a Maserati"... isn't up to your tastes as well?

Okay... I'll admit the lyrics suck... but I love the guitar intro.

:headbang:

(Ohh... and, BTW, it's "Wang Dang Sweet Poontang).

I don't have any problem with either.

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Enthusiast

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Fri Feb-05-10 08:04 AM
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72. I never did like his music.

With the possible exception of when he was in the Amboy Dukes from the 1968 period. Other than that Ted thoroughly sucks. But I'm an old hippy so what do I know.

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Orsino

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Fri Feb-05-10 07:48 AM
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67. And I saw him blow Skid Row off the stage in 2000. He was pretty good...

...and then he started talking. He had quite a bit of success, starting the crowd in a chant of "Janet Reno is a dirty whore!" as my party and I walked out.

After KISS took the stage, though, I'm not sure anyone remembered the two opening acts.

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awnobles

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Fri Feb-05-10 04:49 PM
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76. He is a good

Guitar player. I can't listen to him anymore because I can't keep from remembering he is an asshole and a statutory rapist. Its a shame he won't just shut up.

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SoxFan

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Thu Feb-04-10 09:51 PM
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19. Ah, yes, the Nickleback of the 1970s has spoken...

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proud patriot

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Thu Feb-04-10 09:52 PM
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21. where'd he say that ?

I really don't like that guy .

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scheming daemons

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Thu Feb-04-10 09:53 PM
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23. Opening up for Governor Perry and Sarah Palin....

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Cha

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Thu Feb-04-10 11:41 PM
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56. That's all those fuckers deserve..fucking tedassholenugent.

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liberalmuse

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Thu Feb-04-10 09:52 PM
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22. This is a sad case of a rocker not taking enough drugs.

Edited on Thu Feb-04-10 09:55 PM by liberalmuse

I don't give a fuck what he has to say. I don't need his music, and there are at least a thousand better guitar players on the planet. Yes, Fuck Ted Nugent (figuratively). He did have some nice legs back in the day, but from the waistband up, he is dead to me.

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Forkboy

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Thu Feb-04-10 09:54 PM
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24. As I'm not an underage girl he probably wouldn't be interested.

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Fixed_Based_Operator

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Thu Feb-04-10 09:54 PM
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25. Congress declared war???

If so, I need to get out more.

Ted Nugent should be considered an asset to our party. The guy does far more damage to the repubes than good.

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Thu Feb-04-10 09:55 PM
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26. With..

... a red hot poker.

What a fucking shit-for-brains idiot.

I'm not real happy with Obama, but this sort of rhetoric can only be answered with equivalently horsepucky.

I think Nugent is a scat-eating pedophile. I heard it on the radio.

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AzDar

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Thu Feb-04-10 09:56 PM
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27. Second-rate guitarist...third-rate human being.

:eyes:

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Richard Steele

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Thu Feb-04-10 10:03 PM
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29. Ted Nugent isn't fit to suck a candy bar out of a REAL Vietnam Veteran's ASS.

Naturally, he's an ICON of the RW Chickenhawks.
Punk-assed bitches, one and all, they are.

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budkin

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Thu Feb-04-10 10:06 PM
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31. Nugent is an ignorant hillbilly fuck. Oh and his music sucks ass too.

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undeterred

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Thu Feb-04-10 10:08 PM
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32. He didn't have much of a brain before rock n roll.

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alfredo

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Thu Feb-04-10 10:10 PM
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33. Short eyes

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spanone

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Thu Feb-04-10 10:11 PM
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34. i throw up on ted nugent.....a wannabe human

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CurtEastPoint

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Thu Feb-04-10 10:13 PM
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35. What a burned out dildo. n/t

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begin_within

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Thu Feb-04-10 10:34 PM
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38. The worst concert I've ever been to

was Ted Nugent, 1982, Portland Oregon. My roommate had an extra ticket so I got to go free. I still felt ripped off. Two hours of my life stolen. At least the opening act (Sammy Hagar, before he joined Van Halen) was decent. Nugent's concert was horrible.

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The Gunslinger

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Thu Feb-04-10 10:54 PM
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42. I guess he has nothing to do until he can perform the county fair circut in the summer.

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Bobbie Jo

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Thu Feb-04-10 11:09 PM
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45. Is he still alive?

Edited on Thu Feb-04-10 11:28 PM by Bobbie Jo

Wang Bang...kiss my ass. :smoke:

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Initech

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Thu Feb-04-10 11:14 PM
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48. The pukes don't know what they're pissed off at.

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Lint Head

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Thu Feb-04-10 11:15 PM
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49. This piece of excrement needs to be wipe off with

some very cat scratchy toilet paper.

I would not be civil if I ever met this coward.

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lib2DaBone

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Thu Feb-04-10 11:26 PM
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50. Ted Nugent is a flaming whack job.. a one-hit wonder...

he had one song in the 70's.

He should marry Michele Malkin.. what a team they would be... create little squirrel-eating zombie children and teach them to hunt in the empty fields of Detroit..

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Cha

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Thu Feb-04-10 11:39 PM
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53. Could he just throw up all over himself and never be allowed

to clean himself, instead?

How damn fucking stupid do you have to be to come up with a statement like his?

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Jennicut

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Thu Feb-04-10 11:40 PM
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55. Nugent is too stupid to know what communism actually is.

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Ardent15

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Fri Feb-05-10 01:00 AM
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59. LOL Ted Nugent

Who gives a shit about what a terrible excuse for a rock star thinks?

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Historic NY

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Fri Feb-05-10 01:01 AM
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60. Ted the shitty pissy pants draft dodger....big fucking Merikan hero.

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PufPuf23

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Fri Feb-05-10 01:03 AM
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61. Ted Nugent is Stupid and Offensive. nt

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Onceuponalife

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Fri Feb-05-10 04:11 AM
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62. ICP put it nicely...

"Fuck Ted Nugent...you like to hunt a lot...so fucking what?" (from "Fuck The World")

Actually, the pedophile angle makes sense...this is the guy who likes to take little boys out into the woods to show them his "gun."

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TexasObserver

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Fri Feb-05-10 06:00 AM
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63. The Amboy Dukes: tell everyone and show them this.

If you want to get even with Ted Nugent, show people this video. He's the lead guitar, and is kind of goofy looking. This is before he became Mr. NRA I KILL BAMBI.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UN2VNFpiGWo

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bedazzled

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Fri Feb-05-10 07:11 AM
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64. absolutely hysterical!

reminds me of spinal tap! i know a bit about music,
but have never heard of the amboy dukes. thanks
much.

nugent does a great derek smalls. he's no way as
attractive, though.

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zbdent

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Fri Feb-05-10 07:32 AM
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65. Not with Mannthrax Coultercaust's d*ck ...

and protection ... and penicillin ... and all the alcohol in Detroit ...

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marmar

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Fri Feb-05-10 07:43 AM
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66. Years of sniffing glue have reduced his already-damaged brain to mush.....

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BarbaRosa

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Fri Feb-05-10 07:51 AM
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68. My continual embarrasment is that I went to see that POS.

Youthful indiscretion is my only defense.:puke:

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sufrommich

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Fri Feb-05-10 07:53 AM
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69. Ted Nugent is a cartoon character

and should be treated as such.

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Fri Feb-05-10 07:58 AM
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71. I think that every time I see Ted Nugent, I feel like shitting my shorts

at my draft board. Oh wait..

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LaydeeBug

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Fri Feb-05-10 08:08 AM
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73. Yanno, I'm sorta confused as to whether he is a pedophile or an incest practitioner, or both. nt

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Blue Owl

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Fri Feb-05-10 10:53 AM
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75. Stick to your simple rhythms and chords, Ted

n/t

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NC_Nurse

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Fri Feb-05-10 04:52 PM
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77. King of the Peckerwoods. Ugh.

They need a spokesperson. He's perfect.

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