Suddenly it's "Boehner this, Boehner that." Are frowns and tanning salons suddenly in or something?

DFW

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Fri Feb-19-10 05:14 AM
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Suddenly it's "Boehner this, Boehner that." Are frowns and tanning salons suddenly in or something?

This guy hasn't smiled since he found out there was no Santa Claus, and he is a walking laboratory for
future melanoma research. His last good line was when he got up in front of the Capitol with the looniest
House Republicans behind him, angrily said he would quote from our own Constitution, and then proceeded to
launch into Classic Republican Fail #143 of 2010 by quoting instead from the Declaration of Independence.

I this this has to be his sole source of nourishment:

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Swamp Rat

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Fri Feb-19-10 05:27 AM
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1. pumpkins too

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DFW

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Fri Feb-19-10 05:46 AM
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2. Poor Linus

The Great Pumpkin will never show himself in that kind of company.....

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AllenVanAllen

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Fri Feb-19-10 06:02 AM
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3. What do you get when you guzzle down sweets?

"Eating as much as an elephant eats.

What are you at, getting terribly fat?

What do you think will come of that?

I don't like the look of it..."

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DFW

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Fri Feb-19-10 06:12 AM
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4. Now that you mention it....

There IS a certain family resemblance......

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Hubert Flottz

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Fri Feb-19-10 06:19 AM
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5. Don't whine on me Whinenonna...

Self Waterboarding Bastid!

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blue neen

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Fri Feb-19-10 07:48 AM
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6. He looks like he was weaned on a sour pickle.

Just out of curiosity, what district in Ohio does he represent?

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TheCowsCameHome

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Fri Feb-19-10 08:18 AM
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7. Of course he's sad. Didn't your Mom ever tell you not to play with a Boehner?

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Hubert Flottz

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Fri Feb-19-10 08:26 AM
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8. LOL

Bob Dole's Viagra + The GOP = a big Boehner.

Old Yeller is always yellin' and cryin' about something. His Mom should have packed him a sugar tit.

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TheCowsCameHome

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Fri Feb-19-10 08:31 AM
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9. LOL x 2

Yesssssss.

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