I understand they had a Valentines Day hearts drive in FReeperville.

Jackpine Radical

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Tue Feb-23-10 09:56 PM
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I understand they had a Valentines Day hearts drive in FReeperville.

It was a great success. Everyone bought as many hearts as they could and awarded them to themselves in a grand display of self-centered conspicuous consumption.

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DemoTex

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Tue Feb-23-10 09:58 PM
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1. But they forgot to give Lord God Dark Darth Cheney one.

Tsk, tsk, tsk.

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NYC_SKP

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Tue Feb-23-10 10:09 PM
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6. I was reading their Cheney in Hospital threads yesterday. Pathetic. Their Savior.

and funny how they won't spell out "God", or type "shit" or "fuck", but they're happy to spell out any number of other nasty words that would get a person banned here.

fuckin shitstain assholes.

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Jamastiene

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Tue Feb-23-10 09:58 PM
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2. What would FReepers do with hearts if they had them?

I don't think they'd know what to do with them, what with their woefully inadequate grasp of the concept of feeling and hearts and the like.

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xfundy

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Tue Feb-23-10 10:21 PM
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7. Sqush them under their jackboots. nt

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RevCheesehead

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Tue Feb-23-10 10:00 PM
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3. I hope those hearts were clogged with cholesterol,

and that none of them had any damned insurance.

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Jackpine Radical

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Tue Feb-23-10 10:06 PM
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4. TIES that bind?

Damn. I always thought it was THAIS that bind. You know--like kinky stuff in Bangkok.

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alfredo

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Tue Feb-23-10 10:09 PM
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5. The only binding they have is because

they don't have enough fiber in their diets.

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RevCheesehead

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Wed Feb-24-10 12:14 AM
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8. That's kind of an inside KOEB joke.

One year for Keith's birthday, we sent him a tie, and it took forever to choose one, lots of pm's, etc...
The next year, we had a divided group, so we sent him two ties.
I think our estrogen was on overload. :)

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bridgit

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Wed Feb-24-10 12:17 AM
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9. Wait-Whoa! How can you have 'a drive' to give or receive something that is not within you

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