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marmar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-23-10 11:05 PM
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One day, Jonah Goldberg is going to have to go and get a real job.....
from Wonkette:




Jonah Goldberg Decides Next Wingnut Target Is … Teddy Roosevelt

Not even teabaggers and wingnuts pay any attention to Jonah Goldberg, but he still wants in on this whole GOP purge & self-destruct thing he saw on the Internet, so he has bravely submitted the dead Republican president Teddy “Theodore” Roosevelt as the next victim. Why must the beloved GOP icon be destroyed? Because Jonah actually looked up this Roosevelt guy on Yahoo and whoops, communist much, Teddy? No wonder they called him “The Bull Moose Pulpit” or whatever.

Seems old Teddy said or wrote something that implied people should be decent to one another, which is exactly what Stalin used to say. Worse yet, “T.R.” apparently thought GOVERNMENT should play some role in society.

But T.R. saw the State (hopefully with himself at the helm) as the arbiter of what did and did not represent a “benefit” to the community. That this is a deeply statist mindset seems pretty obvious to me, not least because T.R. admits that he thinks this standard should usher in a new era of greater state power and “governmental interference with social and economic conditions.” …. T.R. worship is nonetheless fraught with peril for conservatives.


And Jonah’s mom emailed with a new Word of the Day, “statist,” and Jonah thinks it is just the coolest word to use, on a blog. If he could just work in a reference to a cartoon episode from two decades ago, he would really have something going on, with his writing. He might even rework this for the Los Angeles Times. (Did you know he is the “conservative pundit” for that paper? It’s true!)

One day soon, Jonah’s going to hear about this “Nationalized Parks” thing, and he is NOT going to be happy about it.


http://wonkette.com/413869/jonah-goldberg-decides-next-wingnut-target-is-teddy-roosevelt#more-413869


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rpannier Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-23-10 11:28 PM
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1. Great response at the site
Why does Goldberg hate manliness?

I laughed

Thanks for sharing the article
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givemebackmycountry Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-24-10 12:19 AM
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2. The Doughy Pantload
Best nickname ever for a hand-job like this...
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vixengrl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-24-10 01:10 AM
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3. Why do conservatives hate history?
Except for proving them wrong all the time, and producing heroes that subscribe to unltimately liberal values on a regular basis, and making their current obsessions seem small and incompetent...and oh....that's why they hate history.

A further thought--why would anyone run for a government office if they were against government? Shouldn't conservatives have to prove they are anti-government by abstaining from the whole thing? I'd like to see that. Otherwise, they'd be committing the sin of statism. And that sounds plausibly wrong for them to do. If, in Scott Brown fashion, they run, and then do things, obviously, based on the response of Tea-baggers, they are doing it wrong. It would appear the ideal then would be to run for office, if that, do absolutely nothing, collect a taxpayer-funded paycheck, and, Palin-style, quit. Because the world does not have enough motivational speakers. And possibly too many governors, senators, presidents and the like.
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immoderate Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-24-10 01:20 AM
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4. Good point. It's hard to think of any time when conservatives have been...
on the right side of history. I wonder why they don't sense that.

And as you say, what incentive does a conservative elected to government have to do a good job?:shrug:

--imm

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