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d.gibbs Donating Member (49 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-11-10 03:39 PM
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Cops: Woman Crashes Car While Shaving Her Privates
Cops: Woman Crashes Car While Shaving Her Privates
Ex Husband Allegedly Held the Wheel While She Shaved, Neither One Noticed SUV in Front of Them
By MATT GUTMAN
March 11, 2010

Internet punsters are celebrating Megan Barnes as Florida's "Pubic Enemy," others are chattering about her "razor sharp focus."

Megan Barnes is shown in her booking photo. Barnes was allegedly driving while shaving her bikini area when she hit another vehicle in the Florida Keys.

The 37-year-old Barnes catapulted to instant fame for an alleged multi-tasking mash-up that earned the bottle-blonde's mug shot a spot on hundreds of Web sites.

According to a startled Florida Highway Patrol trooper, Barnes was shaving her bikini area while driving south on the famed Overseas Highway when she crashed into the rear of an SUV March 2.

http://abcnews.go.com/Travel/cops-woman-crashes-car-shaving-privates/story?id=10065885
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Generator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-11-10 03:41 PM
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1. I suppose she'll blame Toyota
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global1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-11-10 03:56 PM
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15. There's Got To Be A 'Carpet' Joke In Here Somewhere......nt
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BadgerKid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-11-10 04:06 PM
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24. Well it's better than having the rug pulled out from under you. n/t
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reflection Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-11-10 03:43 PM
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2. Kind of odd
that they refer to her as a "bottle blond" in the article. What is the relevance of that? :shrug:
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damntexdem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-11-10 03:58 PM
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17. Among other things, it suggests the color of what she was shaving.
;-)

Just look at the picture -- of her head hair.
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county worker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-11-10 03:58 PM
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18. They must have got a look at those shaved hairs.
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Fumesucker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-11-10 03:43 PM
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3. Wasn't there a mini series about her?
Roots..

:evilgrin:
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HereSince1628 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-11-10 03:44 PM
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4. ew, after the mug shot...PLEASE NO PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE!!!!!!
Film at 11 on LOGO.
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Yavin4 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-11-10 03:46 PM
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7. Anyone Attracted to Her
is probably not going to care that her pubes aren't shaved.
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Liberal_in_LA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-11-10 03:45 PM
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5. She needs to touch up those roots (on her head). Yikes.
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Soylent Brice Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-11-10 03:58 PM
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19. ...


:rofl:
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d_b Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-11-10 04:10 PM
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25. Kurt Lives!
also, :puke:
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Soylent Brice Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-11-10 04:23 PM
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28. tthat is an evil fucking thing to say...
...about Kurt.
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OneTenthofOnePercent Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-11-10 04:00 PM
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21. How come you never see burnettes with blonde roots? (n/t)
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thereismore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-11-10 03:45 PM
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6. Ex held the wheel as she shaved her bikini area while driving to see her boyfriend?
Florida.
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OneTenthofOnePercent Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-11-10 03:59 PM
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20. JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!... n/t
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msanthrope Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-11-10 10:51 PM
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43. No. Floriduh....n/t
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Liberal_in_LA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-11-10 03:46 PM
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8. "According to the arrest report, it was the sixth time her license had been suspended. "
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Bluebear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-11-10 03:46 PM
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9. CamryToe.
Sorry.
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Mari333 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-11-10 03:49 PM
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11. rofl
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Mari333 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-11-10 03:49 PM
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10. wooooooooooooooowooooooooooo
first caulking of buttocks now shaving ones woowoo. and this isnt the onion.

the american public will put the onion out of business soon.
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Kaleva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-11-10 03:52 PM
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12. Mom always tell their daughters to wear clean underwear & shave their bikini lines.
You'll never know when one will get into an accident.
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Sancho Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-11-10 03:53 PM
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13. And I thought texting while driving was dangerous!
:crazy:
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BadgerKid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-11-10 04:05 PM
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22. Lawmakers to outlaw shaving while driving...in 3...2...1... n/t
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apocalypsehow Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-11-10 03:54 PM
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14. Haaahaaaahaaaa! Rec!
:rofl: :thumbsup:
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Hannah Bell Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-11-10 03:57 PM
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16. she looks like a man.
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tammywammy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-11-10 04:06 PM
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23. That's a severe case of razor burn.
Some things are not meant for multi-tasking. Shaving is one of them.
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eShirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-11-10 04:15 PM
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26. What on earth was the rush?
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Contrary1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-11-10 04:17 PM
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27. There's got to be a Burma Shave rhyme that fits this situation somewhere...
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berni_mccoy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-11-10 07:03 PM
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36. Ok, you asked for it
(using the old shaving cream jingle, "Save Every Day"...)

Driving to see my boyfriend
Wanting to be smooth and clean
Ex-hubby along like a wussy
While I drove and shaved my
Shaving cream, shave every day, shave every day and you'll always be clean.
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Berry Cool Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-11-10 09:23 PM
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39. "To Get There Safely
Don't Pitch a Fit
Keep Your Eyes On the Road
And Your Hands Off Your...

Burma-Shave"
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tallahasseedem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-11-10 04:33 PM
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29. She needs to make the switch...
to waxing!
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Froward69 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-11-10 04:34 PM
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30. this thread is useless without photos of
the distraction.
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Forkboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-11-10 04:41 PM
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31. Hope she didn't give the cop any lip.
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Bluebear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-11-10 06:29 PM
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32. Oh no you didn't.
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Forkboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-11-10 08:04 PM
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38. At least the cop didn't have to go to her hood...
:yoiks:
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L0oniX Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-11-10 06:38 PM
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33. I can only imagine what could have happened if a trucker had seen that...
IMO there would have been a pile up for sure.
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Liberal In Texas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-11-10 06:42 PM
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35. Truckers see all kinds of weird shit which is why I monitor CB Channel 19
when I take a long road trip.
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Stevenmarc Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-11-10 06:41 PM
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34. You mean they don't make a wax pot with a cigarette lighter plug?
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Bluebear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-11-10 10:00 PM
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40. ---
:spray:
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Fly by night Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-11-10 08:03 PM
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37. Even speed-reading through "Greatest" page thread titles, this one made my toes curl by themselves.
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The Midway Rebel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-11-10 10:04 PM
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41. I have a feeling that we are not hearing the whole story. n/t
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AwakeAtLast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-11-10 10:37 PM
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42. This was in the Lounge last week
GD is slippin'

:wow:

:D
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Sancho Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-12-10 03:46 PM
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44. Maybe there were TWO wrecks while shaving and driving! After all, it's FL!
:shrug:
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