The GOP secret memo on talking points on health care reform

The Republican leadership of the United States Congress has issued the following talking points concerning the consequences of passing of historic Health Care Reform bill. If this bill passes:

1. The HCR bill will bankrupt the country.
2. The bill will result in 10 million jobs lost from small businesses
3. Insurance companies will lose half of their employees
4. Federal tax dollars will be used for abortions
5. All white folk will become black
6. Babies will be born as stupid as Sarah Palin
7. Republicans will look like cold hearted bastards (too late)
8. There will be no "Waterloo"

Look, we white folks in the republican party like being white. We were born white and we must remain white. Allowing this bill that will provide health care to the poor will make just look white AND weak. Being white and right is enough for me.