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Lil Missy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-21-10 11:33 PM
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This is the worst thing to happen since Clinton's penis!!! Armageddon is here!
And Obama is Black!

:scared:
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Bicoastal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-21-10 11:34 PM
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1. The President's mother secretly had a black baby!
:scared:
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Ken Burch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-21-10 11:36 PM
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5. Everybody knows that. Here's a picture of him:
Edited on Sun Mar-21-10 11:37 PM by Ken Burch


(Bootsy Collins is his cousin, too.)
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Swamp Rat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-21-10 11:49 PM
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13. Funkadelic
brah :D
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upi402 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-22-10 12:08 AM
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17. FLASHLIGHT!
Edited on Mon Mar-22-10 12:09 AM by upi402
:headbang: Dennis Chambers, deliver me to 1
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treestar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-21-10 11:38 PM
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8. In Kenya, but had the foresight to have announcements made in
in the Honolulu paper!

:rofl:
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Ken Burch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-21-10 11:35 PM
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2. So is Clinton's penis!
n/t.
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grantcart Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-21-10 11:35 PM
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3. Be prepared for the rapture
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=433x238651
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ixion Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-21-10 11:36 PM
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4. No, it is on par with the unPATRIOTic Act, the Military Commissions Act and the so-called
Consumer Protection Act, though.
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DJ13 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-21-10 11:36 PM
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6. Clinton's penis is the definition of inflation
Look it up.
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treestar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-21-10 11:37 PM
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7. Scary black man in White House!
:scared:
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4lbs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-21-10 11:45 PM
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9. Any minute now, aliens from another galaxy will find us, enslave us, and eat us for the main course
like in 'V' and Twilight Zone's "To Serve Man".


Run!!!!1111!!!!!!!

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Bicoastal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-21-10 11:45 PM
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11. It's a COOKBOOK! A COOKBOOK!
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Chipper Chat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-22-10 12:07 AM
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16. Don't get on that plane!
The illegal immiegrints will eat us alive.
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Lil Missy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-21-10 11:45 PM
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10. AND ..... he fathered TWO BLACK CHILDREN!!
:wow:
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4lbs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-21-10 11:47 PM
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12. Does Michelle know?
.
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Lil Missy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-21-10 11:50 PM
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14. Shhhh! They are not sure who the girls' mother is.....
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4lbs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-21-10 11:54 PM
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15. I heard it was a woman he met when he was younger.
.
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Lil Missy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-22-10 12:21 AM
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19. OMG! Did he fuck her?
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nadinbrzezinski Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-22-10 12:11 AM
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18. So that is why it passed... I was racking my brain
every WHITE President since Truman (ok a few not all) been trying to pass this sucker and failed.

It took a BLACK MAN... who knew?

:-)

Thanks for the levity by the way...
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Lil Missy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-22-10 12:21 AM
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20. ......
:fistbump:
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