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Walk away Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-23-10 09:49 PM
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Here are some Teabagger jokes to help us laugh at those wacky domestic terrorists!
These are oldies but goodies that were posted at the Daily Kos by Mister Mustard in Mean Mr Mustard's diary

You know that you are a Teabagger if....

*Your dog rides in your truck, but your wife stays home and mixes ammonium nitrate.
*You can remember the fertilizer, pellets and ammonium nitrate mixture ratios, but cannot recall your wife's birthday.
*You have stolen gravel from the county road to cover your AK -47 ground stash.
*You shout down someone who is talking, because you believe they are trying to limit your freedom of speech.
*You've used the same knife to whittle a shiv, and threaten your Congressman.
*You have been asked to leave a yard sale.
*You put the beatdown on your tattoo artist for spelling "MOM" backwards.
*You hate government health care, and don't want them to touch your Medicare.
*The Rush Limbaugh show ended and you cried like John Boehner.





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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-23-10 09:51 PM
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1. You voted against Obama because he's not an American
while conveniently ignoring the fact that "the other guy" was born in a foreign country. :P
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Fumesucker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-23-10 09:52 PM
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2. In the interests of complete accuracy..
The "MOM" tattoo was upside down, not backward..

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Control-Z Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-23-10 10:56 PM
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3. WOW, really?? n/t
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Fumesucker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-23-10 10:58 PM
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4. What does a tattoo of "MOM" look like when you look down at your own body? n/t
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Electric Monk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-23-10 11:02 PM
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5. See post #3 in this thread
You shout down someone who is talking, because you believe they are trying to limit your freedom of speech.

/ lol (backwards)
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