Palin family portrait. On picture worth a thousand words? Look away, Bristol, look away.

Wish her well. There is life beyond toxic parents. Hope she gets away safely. She sure looks uncomfortable where she is.

Or was he just for show during campaign time?

I'm not sure. :shrug:

She didn't want her favorite accessory in the picture?

Just saying

I remember seeing that way before either young boy was born.

How long till her reality show has a balloon?

I hope so, for her sake.

What can I say? Just a hopeless romantic always keeping faith in the power of personal redemption. No young person should be in hell because of parents.

That's one of the frontrunners to be the Republican candidate for President in 2012. Not the pouty little girl holding the doll, the other one behind the microphone.

Vote for the frothy biproduct of anal sex or else the little girl will cry again!

LOL

todd: where's bristol?

failin: christ on a cheese doodle. BRISTOL!!! GET YOUR ASS DOWN HERE!!!

(Bristol from upstairs)
Bristol: I'm nursing the baby!

failin: (under her breath) oh for fuck sakes.

(to todd)
failin (cont'd): she knew this was important to me! That demon spawn can wait five fucking minutes for that little sluts tit!

todd: failin honey, be nice, after all she took the heat for your kid, right?

failin: what the fuck does that even mean? And it's our kid!

todd: yeah, right (air quotes) "our" kid.

failin: screw you, anyway, she's been nothing but trouble with a capital T!

The other kids mill about adverting their eyes, looking at the floor, stressed out.

Bristol makes it down the stairs.

failin: you, photo guy, snap to it! we won't have but a minute, so get it right the first time!

Photographer: Yes, ma'am.

failin: that's governor, to you bub!

Photographer: (under breath) you quit...(louder) yes, governor.

Bristol walks over to the group, much like a winter fisherman testing the ice.

failin: get your ass over here already! I'm not enjoying this anymore than you are.

Bristol: (under breath) I doubt that...

Photographer: okay, everyone smile, say, Caribou!

FLASH

failin: Wait! WAIT! I think we need another one.

Bristol: (under breath) oh for christ sakes.

failin: I heard that young lady! Now take the picture again.

Bristol thinks to herself: no one said I had to smile and the photographer doesn't give a shit, he just wants an easy paycheck. fuck mommy dearest.

FLASH

failin: (pasted on smile) now was that so bad?

Everyone quickly leaves the room, leaving failin and the photographer by themselves. The photographer nervously packs away his equipment when failin saunters over to him.

failing: So...those are some long lenses there...

photographer (thinks to himself): help me, god!