Right winger asks me if intelligence is related to right or left winging. Here's my answer:

You asked if the location of one's wing - right or left -- has
anything to do with one's intelligence. I will answer that in the
affirmative.

As you know, I am an expert in biochemistry and physiology. It is well
known that to put one's wing on the right, pulls one's head down and
into the rectum. At this point, before the flapping of the right
wing, it is still possible to pull one's head out of the rectum.
However, once the right wing starts flapping, the sphincter, located
at the rim of the anus, begins to tighten around the head, lodging it
securely into place. Unfortunately, once this takes place, there is
an almost unbearable urge for the owner of the head to listen to the
likes of Rush Limbaugh and Sarah Palin. It's understandable, however,
because the head, once completely surrounded by asshole, loses all
ability to consume anything but pure shit.

I hope this answers your question.

Sincerely,

Thanks:rofl:

Right wingers are happy as pigs in shit in their particular belief systems. Lefties crave growth, challenge - and, yes, progress.

children about that... they turned out liberals anyway, God bless em!

I remember growing up with my friends (for whatever reason, more conservative that I) telling me that as I grew and accumulated wealth, I would become more conservative.

Fat chance! At 54 we've never been more liberal. of course 8 years of Bush disaster didn't hurt!

Am I deformed?