Is it legal to open-carry a dildo in public?

I have an idea, but I need to clear it with the experts first.

She carried McCain through quite a stretch of it IIRC.

It would have the effect of drawing off a large number of media.

:D

battery disposal.

I am the veal.

PB

for thinking they are some kind of "dildo experts" - I mean, W.T.F.

And every kind in between.

EGREGIOUS

:hide:

But I guess soem people just need more help than others.

That might hurt!

Kanamara Matsuri
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

The Kanamara Matsuri (Festival of the Steel Phallus, is an annual Shinto fertility festival held in Kawasaki, Japan in spring. The exact dates vary: the main festivities fall on the first Sunday in April. The penis forms the central theme of the event that is reflected everywhere—in illustrations, candy, carved vegetables, decorations, and a mikoshi parade.

The Kanamara Matsuri is centered around a local penis-venerating shrine once popular among prostitutes who wished to pray for protection against sexually transmitted diseases. It is said that there are divine protections also in business prosperity and the clan's prosperity, easy delivery, marriage, and married couple harmony. There is also a legend of a sharp-toothed demon that hid inside the vagina of a young girl and castrated two young men on their wedding nights (vagina dentata). As a result, the young girl sought help with a blacksmith, who fashioned an iron phallus to break the demon's teeth, leading to the enshrinement of the item.

Today, the festival has become somewhat of a tourist attraction and is used to raise money for HIV research

More:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kanamara_Matsuri

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Things that worshippers of Aryan-Jesus would never approve of.

Jihad Jesus, though...

Maybe I *will* join them tomorrow...

Oh, wait a minute...

... to the fucking LOUNGE???

This belongs in either the Activist forum or the Gun Forum, but not the fucking LOUNGE.

Give me a fucking break.

With all due respect.

ugh... Did the scary dildo frighten you?

Since 9/11 when everyone got so damn sensitive. Thanks a lot Bin Laden!

And what you are doing with it while in public.

Are you going to have a dress on it? Lipstick?

Maybe if you adopt it they will be thrown off.

In, say, Washington DC. On April 19th, for example.

Maybe they won't do anything if you put a condom on it. Or disguise it.

At first I though you were thinking of taking it to your local Starbucks.

and bullnecked cops are eager to preserve the sweet flower of southern womanhood from ever glimpsing anything like a penis.

Truck Nutz are just fine though, and the bullnecked cops probably have them on their own pickup trucks. Go figure.

... effectively turn the whole truck into a dildo. :D

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It was Halloween and he was wearing a raincoat. He was stopping cars and shaking the dildo at motorists. I think that's all I'll share about that particular night.

If you were to protest against the TeaKlan or a Conservative by waving dildos around, you might render video footage of the even unbroadcastable.

Sure, they can blur it out.

But who would want to watch that?

See also:

Garry Kasparov Griefed by Flying Penis (NSFW)
http://waxy.org/2008/05/garry_kasparov_griefed_by_flying_penis/

and there's this... http://www.secondamendmentmarch.com/

maybe it's time to fight phallus with phallus?

They send off a nasty vibe.

No wonder I've been to jail so often.

General Discussion

I have seen it all now. Yes!!

about a lady in a TX town who was arrested for having more than three dildos in her home. So, check your local laws! :)

:puke:

what is this, just another exercise in bullshit dominant assholeness?

Unless that is your intent. Perhaps if you were at liberty to provide info as to its apllied theatrical value, its relevance to your public exhibition

Openly. In public. I don't plan on using it, so it shouldn't make people feel uncomfortable or anything that I'm just exercising my rights. Right?

:blush:

You can't have an electronic phallus for every housewife up in Dallas, and you you'll have no probes for every asshole in El Paso.

We don't touch ourselves down there, round here! Ya' Hear? And it says in the Bible, that you just might be liable for a prison term of 27 years!

happened to that thread?

that means you have to....er, you know.

The non-replicas hold millions of shells.

You could end up making friends and influencing enemies - like the Huteree Militia Cinema Troupe

(to think, just yesterday this all seemed so terribly taboo on DU GD):

Dildo mallets! Punishing dildo mallets!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x8067831#8072217

OMG!! That woman has no shame!

and if no one came up with this line in 60 responses, shame on DU

They can carry guns to a rally/demonstration and they think its perfectly alright - but - if there was a rally/demonstration of people openly carrying dildos - their heads would spin. They would find it objectionable. They'd make all kinds of noise about that. What a point that would make. What's more objectionable - a gun that kills or a dildo that satisfies? WOW!!! If that is what your idea is - I say run with it. If you find out it's not legal and get arrested - you'd get more than 15 minutes of fame. You'd be on all the interview shows. You'd be a hero. I hope that was what your idea was. A Million Dildo March!!!!!!

Those extremist religious fanatics - you know the ones that carry guns to rallies - couldn't cope with an open display of dildos.

I say run with it.

FSM knows the open carry nut-jobs look like dildoes when they show up carrying their AR-15s to a political rally. A counter rally of folks carrying sex toys would be beautiful.

Just to be clear...this was moved FROM the Lounge TO GD?

Who says the Mods don't have a sense of humor?

Love it!

x.x.x.

that might put you in double jeopardy with the law

you intend to carry.

It would make it much easier to make a judgment call.

to show up to a 2nd amendment rally with about 60 dildos. Have scopes mounted to them, paint them camouflage etc.

"MattBaggins dildo"

I didn't even read that thread. Great minds...

"A satiated populace being necessary for the security of the State, the right to bear dildos shall not be infringed upon."

OK, maybe I saw it on fox News.

Those with limited mentality proclaim they want said pilots to declare their status so passengers can chose to fly with them or not. http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/nationworld/2011511249_pilots03.html

Where it was legal to open-carry a loaded gun.

I think the law has since been changed about dildos.

One of my husband's sculpture students came into class one evening dressed in a raincoat and hat, hand inside the coat he "flashes" everybody and whips out his drilldo. Rubber dildo, attached to a battery operated drill. It was hilarious.

..... er .... uh ..... go off.