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jmowreader Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-04-10 09:41 AM
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Sportastic Sports Drinks Give You Big Balls
GT Beverage Company just introduced Sportastic Sports Drinks. I think this is a pretty good product: no HFCS, caffeine, taurine or stimulants. It's got 15 calories per 12-ounce bottle, four grams sugar and four carbs. And it comes in a fun, round bottle with a ball-patterned overwrap the kids will love. (They've got baseball, soccer ball and basketball-patterned wraps.)

The product is good, the packaging is good...but what the fuck is up with the 2-pack? If you go to http://www.gtbeverages.com you'll see the "packaging options" that include 6-packs and 12-packs, but I've got a whole skid of this stuff in 2-packs. Please, please tell me someone at the company noticed that when you strap two of these bottles together it looks like a set of testicles.
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pocoloco Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-04-10 09:44 AM
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1. Can we order some for the Dems??
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DBoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-04-10 10:58 AM
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2. I'm sure the target market of 12 year old boys finds this hilarious
I mean, I was a 12 year old boy once
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KittyWampus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-04-10 11:01 AM
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3. I've yet to see a guy with testicles with tattoos that looked like soccer balls or basket balls...
but I'm not dead yet.
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HillbillyBob Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-04-10 11:10 AM
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4. You have not travelled in some of the circles I have!!
You would be amazed at what some folks have tattooed and pierced on their goodies..
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