"Keep aiming your rifle where you're aiming it. Keep shooting. Now walk backwards"

Stinky The Clown

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Mon Apr-05-10 07:18 PM
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"Keep aiming your rifle where you're aiming it. Keep shooting. Now walk backwards"

StinkyJr2 asked what a viable Afghanistan or Iraq exit strategy might be. The above was my answer.

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Oregone

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Mon Apr-05-10 07:23 PM
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1. Keep shooting?

Even at the journalists and kids in the car?

Fuck man...once you realize you shouldn't be there, and start to leave, seems like a good time to take your finger off the trigger.

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Stinky The Clown

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Mon Apr-05-10 07:27 PM
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4. Do you take everything litersally even when it is clearly not meant to be?

:eyes:

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Oregone

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Mon Apr-05-10 07:28 PM
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5. 83% of it, yes.

Edited on Mon Apr-05-10 07:29 PM by Oregone

Including when someone mentioned you may have a stick up your ass, which you should see a doctor about already.

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Stinky The Clown

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Mon Apr-05-10 07:33 PM
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6. I have a stick up my ass?

Really?

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Oregone

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Mon Apr-05-10 07:35 PM
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7. Do you have to take things so literally?

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OffWithTheirHeads

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Mon Apr-05-10 07:24 PM
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2. And hope you strike oil like Jedd Clampit

And hope your new neighbor looks like Elle Mae.

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alcibiades_mystery

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Mon Apr-05-10 07:26 PM
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3. Look down. Back up. Where are you?

Edited on Mon Apr-05-10 07:27 PM by alcibiades_mystery

You're on a boat, with a man your man could smell like. What's in your hand? Back at me. I have it. It's an oyster with two tickets to that thing you love. Look again. The tickets are now diamonds!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owGykVbfgUE

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