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LLStarks Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-07-10 05:44 AM
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Just got my census and I'm not going to fill it out completely!
Just kidding.

Took me 3 minutes to finish all 7 questions and I enjoyed every minute of it.

BTW, I got the D-20 form, the individual census report for college students and strangely enough, it doesn't even ask the classic "How many people are in your household?" question.

I must say that conservatives and libertarians are really going to hurt their districts as a whole by being so resistant to the census. Are they trying to self-fulfill their paranoia and I'll-kill-those-trespassers attitude by inviting census workers to knock on their door as a result of their incomplete forms?
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ashling Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-07-10 05:51 AM
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1. You DO exist ! ! !
:hi:
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Javaman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-07-10 09:09 AM
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6. I fill out Census, therefor I exist. ;) nt
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SmileyRose Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-07-10 05:51 AM
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2. Mine asked me about sex.
I wrote in "4 times a day" but I'm still not sure why they need to know that.

:evilgrin:
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LLStarks Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-07-10 06:28 AM
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3. My, aren't you a class act? nt
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JuniperLea Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-07-10 05:18 PM
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18. That's an old joke...
Snark worthy? Really?
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pipi_k Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-07-10 09:49 AM
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9. Even funnier if you gave your date of birth as some year before 1925
:7
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ChicagoSuz219 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-07-10 06:59 AM
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4. You were smart to fill it out completely...
...otherwise they come to your house. For real.
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Xenotime Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-07-10 09:20 AM
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8. I would welcome a visit from Obama's team.
To be that close to one of His organizations would be wonderful.
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ChicagoSuz219 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-07-10 05:16 PM
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17. That would be nice... but, it's probably some college kid... ;-) n/t
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LiberalFighter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-07-10 07:59 AM
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5. There are different versions of the short form? Wow
Then there must be forms just for teabaggers so they can use crayons instead of a pen.
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gmoney Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-07-10 09:11 AM
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7. I didn't fill mine out completely
It had space for 12 people's information, but I only filled out mine, completely ignoring the 11 other people who don't live with me.

Come and get me, coppers!
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Renew Deal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-07-10 09:50 AM
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10. You're an outlaw!
:rofl:
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petronius Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-07-10 10:49 AM
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16. I didn't fill mine out at all
My wife did... :)
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Zywiec Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-07-10 09:52 AM
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11. That's strange that you just got it
since I believe they were due back to the census by April 1st.

Is your mail still delivered on horseback?
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DearAbby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-07-10 09:59 AM
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12. They have sent out duplicate forms
For those districts having lower return.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x8104424
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Zywiec Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-07-10 10:17 AM
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14. Thanks, I didn't know that. n/t
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BuelahWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-07-10 10:05 AM
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13. Yeah, I couldn't understand what the big deal was
They didn't ask any really intrusive questions.
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gmoney Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-07-10 10:17 AM
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15. oh, but they got your DNA when you licked the envelope!
and probably your fingerprints on the special paper while you were filling it out.

The special paper also detects any gunpowder, explosives, or canned foods within 60 feet of where the form was completed (pressing on the paper with a pen activates the paper sensors.

All this will be cross-referenced and databased and provided to the brownshirt thugs who will be arriving at YOUR home any moment now. Hide!
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