LIMBOsevic has given up on women/wives. If you want a friend, get a dog. We're sure to love him now.

UTUSN

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Fri Apr-09-10 09:27 AM
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LIMBOsevic has given up on women/wives. If you want a friend, get a dog. We're sure to love him now.

LIMBOsevic has waxed all sweetness for years about how he just LUERVES Xmas and Manheim Steamroller. Then he tried a cat (Punkin--how CUTE!1). Now he's really going for the ultimate in luerve-object: a sheepdog named Abbey.

HITLER loved dogs...

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Missy Vixen

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Fri Apr-09-10 10:14 AM
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1. There's going to be another announcement fairly soon

More money to DU when it happens.

Does anyone want to guess what that "announcement" might be? C'mon. I think you can.

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UTUSN

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Fri Apr-09-10 11:05 AM
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3. C'mon, SPILL !1 My guesses will be SO wit-less they'll be PATHETIC!1 O.K., here goes:

Edited on Fri Apr-09-10 11:14 AM by UTUSN

1) That's what the Viagra is for?!1

2) Hair of the dog that bit... (Look, not even making sense here... )

3) Announcement that all Persian rugs & upholstery will be replaced due to pee-ing (whichever one). Just to brag that LIMBOsevic is SO rich he doesn't know what else to spend on?!1

I give-the-F ---UP!11

MY dogs would beat the crap out of "Abbey" but they wouldn't because they know he's a P.O.W. :

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Missy Vixen

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Fri Apr-09-10 11:27 AM
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4. He's giving up on women and getting a dog?

It'll be interesting to see if his career survives after he comes out.

IMHO. YMMV. Please feel free to disagree.

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UTUSN

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Fri Apr-09-10 12:47 PM
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5. YMMV?????????!1 "Your Mileage May Vary"?!1

The Acronym dictionary I have only has these entries:

YMMV Your Mileage May Vary
YMMV Yam Mild Mosaic Virus (virology)
YMMV Your Method May Vary
YMMV Your Market May Vary (advertisements)
YMMV Yes Mum More Vanilla
YMMV Yet More Manipulative Villains

But, O.K., I think I got a clue from your second post!1

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TreasonousBastard

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Fri Apr-09-10 10:28 AM
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2. I don't keep up with his rantings, but did he mention the test? Lock...

your wife and your dog in the trunk of your car, and after driving around for an hour or two, open it up.

Which one will be glad to see you?

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