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Amerigo Vespucci Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-13-10 04:41 PM
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Sarah Palin Speaking Contract: 'Rider' Demands First-Class Travel, Pre-Screened Questions...
Sarah Palin Speaking Contract: 'Rider' Demands First-Class Travel, Pre-Screened Questions, Bendable Straws
AP/The Huffington Post First Posted: 04-13-10 04:26 PM | Updated: 04-13-10 05:26 PM

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/04/13/sarah-palin-speaking-cont_n_536165.html



SACRAMENTO, Calif. (AP) -- Sarah Palin will get first-class airfare for two and three rooms at a luxury hotel when she gives a speech in June for a university foundation.

And organizers better not forget to stock her lectern with two water bottles and bendable straws.

The details of Palin's contract with the California State University, Stanislaus Foundation were contained in five pages of the document retrieved from a campus trash bin by students who heard administrators might be shredding documents related to the speech.

"SECURITY: Due to the Speaker's professional endeavors and high profile, arrangements of the highest order are necessary for the maintenance of the Speaker's security and the security of the audience. Customer agrees to provide security arrangements as deemed necessary by WSB and the Speaker."

"COMMERCIAL AIR: Customer shall be responsible for roundtrip, first class commercial air travel for two between Anchorage, Alaska and event city and full, unrestricted roundtrip coach airfare for two between event city and the lower 48 US States. At the Speaker's discretion, the departure/return city may vary for the first class airfare."

"The private aircraft MUST BE a Lear 60 or larger (as defined by interior cabin space) for West Coast Events; or, a Hawker 800 or larger (as defined by interior cabin space) for East Coast Events and both are subject to the Speaker's approval. The Speaker reserves the right to change the flight plans at any time."

"Customer agrees to provide the Speaker and traveling party with ground transportation in both originating city and event city. Transportation will be by SUV(s) from a professionally licensed and insured car service. lf SUV(s) are not available, black town cars may be substituted. WSB wrll arrange all of the Speaker's ground transportation. Only representatives of the Speaker or WSB are to meet the Speaker at the arriving/departing airport. In addition, for those events that do not take place at the hotel where the Speaker and traveling party are slaying, the cars and drivers will need to wait at the venue for the duration of the program."

"SATELLITE EVENTS: Customer agrees to provide a 2-way satellite broadcast. For Q&A, the questions are to be collected from the audience in advance, pre-screened and a designated representative (by Customer and approved by Speaker via WSB) shall ask questions directly of the speaker to avoid delay time with a roving microphone in the audience."

"AUTOGRAPHS: Unless agreed to at the firm invitation stage, Customer shall not permit or assist in the request for autographs while the Speaker is on-site."

"PRIVATE BUSINESS: The Speaker reserves the right to participate in private business including but not limited to book or political events during their visit. For any other event which is subject to media coverage, the Customer will be advised of such event. For international events, the Speaker also reserves the right to visit privately with the host government's Head of State, Head of Government, Ministerial-level officials, the U.S. Embassy and others as necessary. The Speaker reserves the right to accept the invitation of host government to overnight at an official residence."

"Presentation: Customer to provide a tall, wooden lectern with lip and fixed microphone in addition to a hand-held microphone. An overhead light, either from the ceiling above the lectern or a spotlight, directed at the Speaker's notes on the lectern is required along with a back-up lighting system for the lectern. Lighting should be at a comfortable, but appropriate, production- level for the Speaker to be able to see the full audience from the lectern/stage without interference. A spotlight directly on the Speaker should be avoided."

"Unopened bottled still water (2 bottles) and bendable straws are to be placed in or near the wooden lectern. A representative of WSB or the Speaker's party will open the water at an appropriate time prior to the Speaker's participation in the program. No Plexiglas or thin lecterns please. If Speaker is seated on-stage at a table customer to ensure that the table is skirted."
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virgogal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-13-10 04:43 PM
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1. Bendable straws for a bendable brain.
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grace0418 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-13-10 04:58 PM
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8. Brain? What brain? n/t
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virgogal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-13-10 04:59 PM
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9. :-)
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Canuckistanian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-13-10 06:02 PM
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22. On the contrary - she has the most "unbendable" brain possible
She learns NOTHING from her bad experiences in life, only that she can profit from her current behavior.

Her aim is to make money, as fast as possible. And she's not bothered by concepts such as "honesty" or "integrity", which are actually impediments to amassing vast wealth.

It takes a REALLY agile mind to do good AND make money.
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tanyev Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-13-10 04:45 PM
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2. Prescreened questions...simple enough to be answered with crib notes on hand
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Mz Pip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-13-10 04:46 PM
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3. Pre-screen questions
so she'll have time to write the answers on her hand.

Why oh why do people find this woman appealing? she has nothing to offer but slogans delivered in a high pitched screech.
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Mother Smuckers Donating Member (277 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-13-10 04:53 PM
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4. Bendable straws must bend only one direction...to the right.
It will be funny when this bimbo wants to "change the flight plans at any time" to be what the pilots consider inappropriate. Wonder if they'll park her fat ass in the left seat and tell her "fly it yourself, bitch"


:evilgrin:
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arcane1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-13-10 04:56 PM
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5. WTF is this part about:
"No Plexiglas or thin lecterns please. If Speaker is seated on-stage at a table customer to ensure that the table is skirted."

:wtf:
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Bluebear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-13-10 04:56 PM
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6. They don't want any cell phone shots being taken of her undies.
Edited on Tue Apr-13-10 04:57 PM by Bluebear
For teabag males to use as um, entertainment.
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Amerigo Vespucci Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-13-10 05:08 PM
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15. I'd like to think that, as a society, we've grown beyond that....
...that's what I'd like to think, but I know that just saying the words sounds stupid. We have not. We might have regressed, actually. Without those table skirts, the Internets would be bustin' with PPPs (PalinPantyPix)...the extra bandwidth at Free Republic would probably crash their servers at least 8 or 9 times an hour.

:rofl:

:toast:
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XOKCowboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-13-10 05:19 PM
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19. Pretty much. It's why all panel tables are skirted...
Same with the lectern. She'll be on a 3' or higher stage and with her notoriously short skirts someone in the front row... Well you know...
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GreenTea Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-13-10 04:58 PM
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7. "Pre-Screened Question" What a complete stupid dunce asshole is Palin!!
Edited on Tue Apr-13-10 04:58 PM by GreenTea
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Mike Daniels Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-14-10 10:30 AM
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27. Proof that this woman can't handle anything off the cuff or unscripted without coming off as a dunce
If she ever runs for president she'll never make it past the primary debates.
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asjr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-13-10 05:01 PM
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10. I have decided Sarah is not the dummy. It is the
person or persons who hired her to come and pour crap all over them.
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Newsjock Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-13-10 05:02 PM
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11. See the actual PDF of the contract pages here
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Soylent Brice Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-13-10 05:17 PM
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18. wow.
just wow.

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Brother Buzz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-13-10 05:23 PM
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20. Cool. I like this part
CONFIDENTIALITY:
It is acknowledged that the specific terms and conditions of this Agreement, including without limitation, the amount of
compensation paid to the Speaker and to WSB, and any special requirements of the Speaker, are and shall remain proprietary
and confidential. lt is further acknowledged that certain other proprietary information provided by WSB and/or the Speaker to the
Customer may also be confidential. The Partieshall not publicly disclose any confidential information and they acknowledge
that any breach, negligent or intentional, of this confidentiality provision shall be deemed a material breach of this Agreement for
wttich the breaching Party may be held liable. The Parties further acknowledge that disclosure of any confidential information
would cause irreparable harm to WSB and to the Speaker; the Customer shall therefore exercise its best efforts to avoid any
disclosure of any confidential information. In the event that the Customer or any of its representatives is required by any law or
regulation, or by a valid order or demand from a judicial or governmental body to disclose any confidential information, the
Customer shall provide prompt written notice to WSB of any such law, regulation, order or demand and shall reasonably
cooperate with WSB so that, prior to any disclosure, WSB may seek appropriate protective order(s) and/or make redactions to
the Agreement to protect its proprietary and confidential information.




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louis-t Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-14-10 11:32 AM
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28. What is WSB? WaSila Bitch?
Or What a Silly Bitch?
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C_U_L8R Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-13-10 05:05 PM
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12. No Brown M&Ms
and the bit about reserving the right to visit heads of state is a real hoot
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Amerigo Vespucci Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-13-10 05:09 PM
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16. I ALMOST put that in my subject line for the thread...
...actually, I did, but opted for the straight HuffPo title instead. But the original subject line I wrote was "And YOU thought the Van Halen brown M&Ms thing was crazy."

:rofl:

:toast:
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Swede Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-13-10 05:05 PM
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13. Oh,and washable black marking pens.
:shrug:
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Brickbat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-13-10 05:05 PM
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14. Hee, nice typo:
In addition, for those events that do not take place at the hotel where the Speaker and traveling party are slaying, the cars and drivers will need to wait at the venue for the duration of the program."
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Amerigo Vespucci Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-13-10 05:11 PM
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17. Not a typo! I'm convinced it was a direct reference to THIS photo:


:rofl:

:toast:
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Cresent City Kid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-14-10 10:29 AM
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26. "What's in your wallet?"
$12 million for 9 months "work", and she can't stop at the store for her own bendy straws.
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Mythbuster Donating Member (269 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-13-10 05:57 PM
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21. Prompting Equipment:
Customer shall provide two (2) black ink pens in the Green Room. Said pens must be certified by the customer to have been personally tested and proven capable of writing on skin, such as that of a sweaty palm, without smearing. :smoke:
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louis-t Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-13-10 06:08 PM
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23. No autographs, no meet and greet...
Sarah doesn't like to be touched by commonfolk.
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eppur_se_muova Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-13-10 06:16 PM
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24. Handshake = Wasilla Mimeograph
Causes her notes to fade and smear.
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Kablooie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-14-10 10:11 AM
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25. This happened because students wanted to learn how much she cost the school.
Edited on Wed Apr-14-10 10:11 AM by Kablooie
The school is cutting back on everything and they thought this might have been an extravagant expense.

That's why the school was shredding docs, illegally, so they wouldn't find out.

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