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Toucano Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-14-10 01:47 PM
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What's the difference between a hockey mom and a pitbull?
Bendable straws. Just a down home ordinary Jane Q. Public, right?

Sarah Palin contract demands 'Lear 60 jet' and 'bendable straws'
Sarah Palin's contract discovered by two students to speak at Stanislaus college includes private jet and expensive hotels

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2010/apr/14/sarah-palin-contract-speaking-jet-california


Phony, phony, phony!
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Kurt_and_Hunter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-14-10 01:49 PM
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1. A pitbull has a rudimentary understanding of non-proliferation?
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Warpy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-14-10 01:49 PM
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2. I'll bet the fucking princess demands
someone else bend those straws for her and crabs if the angle isn't exactly right.

I did rock lighting for years. I know the suddenly famous type too well.
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Toucano Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-14-10 01:51 PM
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8. She should use one of these.



Since she's so freakin' loopy!
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JuniperLea Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-14-10 01:53 PM
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11. Ahhh... the "Palin Logic" straw!
I recognize it!
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Toucano Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-14-10 02:02 PM
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18. Straw man logical fallacy?
It's some kind of phallusy, that's for sure.
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JuniperLea Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-14-10 01:54 PM
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13. In corporate America, we call that action...
Fake it 'til you make it.
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old mark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-14-10 01:49 PM
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3. Lipstick on one or the other. nt
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Brickbat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-14-10 01:49 PM
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4. God, this hockey mom hated her fake "hockey mom" shtick.
I've carried more bags and tied more skates than she's ever seen. And not only that, I PLAY THE DAMN GAME MYSELF. I could totally kick her ass on the ice.

Whew. Sorry there. You got me going.
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Wapsie B Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-14-10 01:50 PM
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5. Those who worship her most likely believe she's worth all the fuss.
After all, those at the top of the pile have earned the right to be demanding. So say the rabble.
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CoffeeCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-14-10 01:51 PM
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6. She's a...
...starved-for attention, narcissistic, diva-wannabe who--underneath it is all is really
a hillbilly narcissist.

She'll never be able to pull off any image that her handlers craft for her.

The stupid always rises to the forefront with her. She's deliriously dumb.
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Toucano Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-14-10 01:55 PM
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14. I know! Suddenly the garden hose is too good for her.
She needs a fancy bendable straw!

LOL!

How anyone can take this farce seriously is beyond me.
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stellanoir Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-14-10 01:51 PM
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7. There is no difference whatsoever in her case.
Edited on Wed Apr-14-10 01:52 PM by stellanoir
except a pit bull may be slightly less greedy.
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MajorChode Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-14-10 01:52 PM
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9. Now that's just plain dumb
Everyone knows the Lear 20 series jets are a lot more fun.
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lib2DaBone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-14-10 01:53 PM
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10. What.. no bowl of M&M's with the red ones picked out?
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krispos42 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-14-10 02:08 PM
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24. Not the red ones... those stay.
She has the blue ones removed.


And the brown ones.
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d_r Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-14-10 01:54 PM
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12. you can have the offspring of a pit bull fixed?
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immoderate Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-14-10 01:56 PM
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15. Don't you want to be the one to give her NON-bendable straws?
And then watch her do Mommy Dearest?


--imm
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SidDithers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-14-10 02:06 PM
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21. Do you think her girls use wire hangers?...
:rofl:

Sid
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kenny blankenship Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-14-10 01:58 PM
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16. Less clean up with a pitbull?
I mean you still need a shovel and some bushes or a hole in the ground. But it's not the same scale of "need" at all.
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Toucano Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-14-10 01:59 PM
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17. Duzy Alert! n/t
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frustrated_lefty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-14-10 02:05 PM
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19. Pitbulls don't quit.
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Toucano Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-14-10 02:05 PM
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20. LOL! n/t
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guitar man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-14-10 02:07 PM
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23. beat me to it
Well played!! :applause:
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Ezlivin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-14-10 02:07 PM
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22. You can get the bitch spayed so she doesn't have any more offspring
N/T
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krispos42 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-14-10 02:10 PM
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25. Pitbulls don't delay birth for 12 hours so their kid can be born in Alaska. n/t
Edited on Wed Apr-14-10 02:10 PM by krispos42
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Raschel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-14-10 03:07 PM
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26. Pitbulls are more stable than Palin. Take better care of their litter too.
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