The George W. Bush Library

Got this off another message board:

George W Bush Library to Open in 2011

The George W. Bush Presidential Library is now in the planning stages.
The Library will include:

The Hurricane Katrina Room , which is still under construction.

The Alberto Gonzales Room, where you won't be able to remember anything.

The Texas Air National Guard Room, where you don't even have to show up.

The Walter Reed Hospital Room, where they don't let you in.

The Guantanamo Bay Room, where they don't let you out.

The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room, which no one has been able to find.

The National Debt room which is huge and has no ceiling.

The 'Tax Cut' Room with entry only to the wealthy.

The 'Economy Room' which is in the toilet.

The Iraq War Room. After you complete your first tour, they make you
to go back for a second, third, fourth, and sometimes fifth tour.

The Dick Cheney Room, in the famous undisclosed location, complete with
shotgun gallery.

The Environmental Conservation Room, still empty.

The Supreme Court's Gift Shop, where you can buy an election.

The Airport Men's Room, where you can meet some of your favorite
Republican Senators.

The 'Decision Room' complete with dart board, magic 8-ball, Ouija
board, dice, coins, and straws.

The museum will also have an electron microscope to help you locate
the President's accomplishments.

:D

and it is going to all my RW "friends!

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The Medical Wonders Panorama where the love of gynecologists is illustrated in the voluminous ways it can be shown.

The Elections Foyer, (a marvel of multimedia) was almost completed, but there was a recent break-in and everything was stolen.

The Are Children is Learning Education Exhibit where you can view the signed copy of My Pet Goat in its original, upside-down position that President Bush actually held. The rest of the exhibit will be empty to signify that no children where left behind under the Bush Adminstration.

You won't want to miss the Room of Good for Industry and the Military Budget Archives a they are the largest collections in the new library.


Of noteworthy interest, for the opening ceremonies there will be some limited-time exhibits:

The Cheney Puppet Show where you can watch animatronic depictions of Dick Cheney Pulling George's strings. There's hilarious fun to be had here.

The Rove Brain Transfer Display where you and your kids can transfer trade minds. It's a riot!

Plus: Dancing pretzels; collectible, fake Texas accent reference cards, "Failure is Success" bumper stickers, and much more!

The War on Terrorism Room, with an empty wall space for Osama's head, but a glowing, solid gold wall space, complete with noisemakers and lights guiding you to it, for Saddam's head.