Fear is a staple of the right, but you can bet Grammer's new network won't include this show.
So, I'll do it for him.
Imagine a world where...
Wealthy people are trying to escape on their last yachts from intelligent tax forms trying to hunt them down to make them pay, and not even their offshore tax shelters are safe anymore
The liberal media has persecuted conservatives so much that they can only spread their message on ABC, CBS, NBC, MSNBC, Fox News, and talk radio
There is some sort of "wall" blocking conservative Christians from forcing their religion down the throats of the heathens
Someone at the gun store asks you if really need all those assault rifles. Those gun grabbing freaks!
Obama comes down out of the sky in some sort of battle armor complete with giant machine guns attached, he takes aim at the country that you "want to take back" and...
EXPLOSION!
This is Ultimate Fearmongering!
Today's contestant is Christian Newswire. They claim that if your kids go to public school, they WILL be raped, they WILL be murdered, but worst of all, they might even have an abortion (gasp!).
"Facts:
· Government Education helps promote a culture of immorality and death.
· We could not give your child an aspirin without calling you, yet your grandchildren could be murdered without you knowing it.
· your children will receive a much poorer education than is possible
· your children will be more likely to engage in sex and perversions.
· your children will be more likely to be indoctrinated in Sodomy/homosexuality and encouraged to experience it in Government schools
· your children will be more likely to be raped & molested
· your children will be more likely to be bullied
· your children will be more likely to be taught lies
· your children will be more likely to get an STD
· your daughters will be more likely to become pregnant.
· your children will be more likely to become selfish
· your children will be more likely to become rebellious
· your children will be more likely to kill their pre-born child, your grandchild.
· Because of some of these things your children will be more likely to commit suicide
· Worst of all, your children will be more likely to go to HELL!"
http://www.rightwingwatch.org/content/public-schools-are-giving-your-kids-std-and-dooming-them-hellJudges, what do you think? Is this Ultimate Fearmongering material or not?
(And this sounds like a good regular segment, someone needs to highlight the mixture of fear and unintentional humor coming from the right)
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