Even a bird brain can smell things out sometimes...

A republican woman went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large, beautiful parrot.
There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00.

"Why so little?" she asked the pet store owner. The owner looked at her and said, "Look, I should tell you first that this bird used to live in a house of prostitution, and sometimes it says some pretty vulgar stuff."

The woman thought about this, but decided she had to have the bird anyway. She took it home and hung the bird's cage up in her living room and waited for it to say something.

The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said,
"New house, new madam."

The woman was a bit shocked at the implication, but then thought "that's really not so bad."

When her two teenage daughters returned from school, the bird saw them and said, "New house, new madam, new girls."

The girls and the woman were a bit offended but then began to laugh about the situation considering how and where the parrot had been raised.

Moments later, the woman's husband came home from the office.
The bird looked at him and said,

"Well if it ain't Dave Vitter"

Standard blackmail will usually have some unsavory details to make the person look weird.

He probably was told to say certain things, and instead admitted the prostitution, and so they added that part.

unsavory details? And who the hell says that standard blackmail includes unsavory details that aren't TRUE? :shrug:

And my comment is from consistent methods used that I have seen that could easily create smears. You learn to recognize the patterns.

This is how you do it, put out some fake weakness you have. Then when you start hitting nerves, you will have bait put in front of you based on those trip wires. I do it all the time, you create many layers, and use them to detect when people are starting to feel like you are getting to them, and the direction they are coming from.

I got so many layers now, its hard to keep track, but if you get bait from some layer you put out at a bar, then you know that is the path of information. If it is from some bait on a post, then that is the post, if they cross over, where people at a bar should not know what you post, then you know people from posting are stopping by in real life.

And some groups always try to pull to things that make good smears.

So I think its pretty fair to say, that the odds he was having diapers put on, was probably because he was complaining to people behind the scenes, and they added that as some joke.

Some other things, if some person comes up and starts asking questions about stuff that is dangerous like guns or worse, then as soon as you say something normal about it, basically just off what they say, they smile and leave, that is someone getting info for a judicial warrant.

If they are asking about your past, probably not official, since they don't really have to ask.

If they correct you, they are not official, since correcting a person shows what you know, not what you are trying to learn.

If they dress and act like you, then there is a better chance that they are official, since people like people that match themselves as a rule.

If they have anger in their voice, or are easily upset, they are opposition, if they easily laugh at a joke, they are friendly.

If they constently break your personal space, or tap on you, then they know a bit, since they are checking how edgy you are. Or if they push a bit, and then check to see if you flinch or are stiff, same thing.

Lots of stuff like that.

I doubt very much that the diaper thing is true.

Standard blackmail will usually have some unsavory details to make the person look weird.

He probably was told to say certain things, and instead admitted the prostitution, and so they added that part.

The Family Values Guy.

like, um, certain other Family Values republicon bigwigs.

Always look on the bright side.

to the gills and do ANYthing with ANYone you find yourself in bed with ala Larry Kudlow.

is SICK

His Depends Aid Concert brought in $372.87....

"The Diaper Critter Dumps Again"

And they called it puppy love
Oh I guess they'll never know
How squishey it really feels
And why Davey loved his ho

And Dave called it poopy love
Just because he's so obscene
Tell them all it isn't fair
To take away his shitty dream

He cries each night cause he got caught
His tears are all in vain
Oh He'll hope and He'll pray that may be some day
He'll be back in his huggies once again

Someone help Dave,help Dave please
Is Dave's answer up above
How can Davey tell JC
This is not a poopy love

Someone help Dave,help Dave please
Is his answer up above
How can Davy tell JC
This is not just poopy love

What kind of shit is he trying to hand America?

I think somebody needs to burp Dumplin' Dave.

The same Gawd that told Dave it was just fine to go to the whore house and to run around in dirty diapers, is telling Sarah to run for pResident. Maybe...the family values crew has been listening to a...

"devil in disguise
Oh yes you are
The devil in disguise
Oh yes you are
The devil in disguise"

el diablo. Bondage Bars, Bathrooms, Whore Houses...Family Values?

Follow them and you end up at a whore house or a pervert bar or the poor house. Only an idiot would still believe a word any repub shyster/huckster has to say.

Take out the pampers and the trash
Or you don't get no campaign' cash
If you get caught out with some whore
You can't come back to the senate no more
Yakety yak (don't talk back)

Just finish cleanin' up your ass
Let's see that poopy flushed real fast
Get all your baggage out of sight
Or you will loose this campaign fight
Yakety yak (don't talk back)



You done shit in your coat and hat
Better walk your ass to the laundromat
If you don't hurry doin' that
You're sure to gag the dog cat
Yakety yak (don't talk back)

Don't you give me no shitty looks
Your party's full of thieves and cooks
Just tell your hoodlum friend outside
You ain't got time to take a ride
Yakety yak (don't talk back)

Yakety yak, yakety yak
Yakety yak, yakety yak
Yakety yak, yakety yak
Yakety yak, yakety yak

:bounce:

The joke is not all that funny, but +1 for making David Vitter the punch line.

but you might want to wear a hazmat suit and a gas mask in case of a low blow out.