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LearnedHand Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-27-10 09:48 PM
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"In fact, you can even choke the chickens"
Edited on Tue Apr-27-10 09:50 PM by LearnedHand
Laughing my ASS off here. Olbermann just said this as the last line of the chicken lady's non-retraction retraction of her proposal to barter chickens for medical care.

:rofl:
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BrklynLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-27-10 09:50 PM
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1. Subtle...very subtle.
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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LearnedHand Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-27-10 09:52 PM
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3. I shouted at my TeeVee ...
"I can't beLIEVE you just said that on television.:

:rofl:
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Sanity Claws Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-27-10 09:53 PM
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4. I don't get it
It sounds like I missed a joke.
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donco6 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-27-10 09:54 PM
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5. Spank the monkey?
Choke the chicken?

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Sanity Claws Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-27-10 09:55 PM
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6. Pet the cat?
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donco6 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-27-10 09:57 PM
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8. Uh, well - OK.
Maybe for a different gender it works. LOL!
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chill_wind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-27-10 10:41 PM
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11. LOL! :-)
That was funny. :-) Olbermann-- you can take the sportscaster out of the locker-room, but you can't take all the locker-room humor out out the sports guy (or something like that). He does those zingers ever so often and I marvel that he gets away with it. I do love him.
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foxfeet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-27-10 10:10 PM
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10. Flog the dolphin?
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LearnedHand Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-27-10 09:56 PM
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7. Um, er. Yes. Euphamism for
male onanism.
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Iggo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-27-10 10:55 PM
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13. Rough up the Suspect?
Edited on Tue Apr-27-10 10:56 PM by Iggo
;)
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BlooInBloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-27-10 09:51 PM
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2. Roger that Keith. Be back in 30 seconds.
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madmax Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-27-10 10:03 PM
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9. Hide the salami
:rofl: what a bunch a nuts on DU :evilgrin: Love ya all!!
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Cresent City Kid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-27-10 10:53 PM
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12. You love dese nuts?
Sorry for that, I've just been waiting too long to work that into conversation. Nothing personal.
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madmax Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-28-10 09:18 AM
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14. LOL
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