Maybe God put the oil under the ocean because he/she didn't want us to use it

taterguy

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Sat May-01-10 04:35 PM
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Maybe God put the oil under the ocean because he/she didn't want us to use it

If fundies can hyperventilate about how male to male penetration is unnatural, can't we do the same thing with some of our causes?

Makes about as much sense.

Not enough of a biblical scholar to know for sure though.

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TransitJohn

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Sat May-01-10 04:44 PM
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1. God didn't put oil anywhere

Deposition of organic matter, further sedimentation on top of it, oceanic transgression/regression, plate tectonics, heat and pressure, and finally migration of the petroleum from source rocks to reservoir rocks did.

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Ruby the Liberal

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Sat May-01-10 04:59 PM
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2. I am not a scholar, but oil is mentioned in the bible.

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Mother Smuckers

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Sat May-01-10 05:02 PM
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3. I agree. On both points.

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HipChick

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Sat May-01-10 05:05 PM
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4. isnt that like saying God put gas in my stomach

because he wants me to fart..

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Duer 157099

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Sat May-01-10 05:07 PM
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5. Their out clause has to do with God giving man "dominion over all the earth"

or some such shit. They are the masters of the universe, God said so and you can't make it not so, nyah nyah nyah!

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Liberal_in_LA

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Sat May-01-10 05:09 PM
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6. And God put coal under mountains to hide it from Adam and Eve

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