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tomm2thumbs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-07-10 10:50 PM
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Caption Me: Betty White Grips Palin



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Warpy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-07-10 10:52 PM
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1. "Where is a shiv when you really need one?"
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Starbucks Anarchist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-07-10 10:56 PM
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2. Hack and White.
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woo me with science Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-07-10 10:57 PM
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3. What the heck? nt
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MrsBrady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-07-10 10:57 PM
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4. Beauty and the Beast
Betty's the beauty, if you didn't know that already ;)
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madokie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-08-10 09:27 AM
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27. I was a fixing to correct ya
:rofl: :hi:
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tomm2thumbs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-07-10 10:57 PM
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5. If I throw hard enough, I can take out Cheney with her big head & still pick off Rove with her heels
Edited on Fri May-07-10 11:00 PM by tomm2thumbs

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Catshrink Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-07-10 10:58 PM
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6. Palin: Eeewwww! One of the little people is touching me.
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malaise Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-08-10 09:24 AM
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24. The clenched fist
says everything I need to know.
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htuttle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-07-10 11:00 PM
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7. "Time for the suplex that charming Baron Von Raschke showed me..."
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tomm2thumbs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-07-10 11:08 PM
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8. Squeeze her middle and her arms pop up and she makes a little toot noise like a dog toy - see ?!!

'.... toooooot... '

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glinda Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-07-10 11:37 PM
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12. I love that one!
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Alcibiades Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-07-10 11:13 PM
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9. I made a career about playing ditzy broads
but here's the real McCoy! Too bad she's not even funny, unless pathetic counts as funny nowadays.
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AnArmyVeteran Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-07-10 11:15 PM
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10. It looks like Betty is trying to hold up a drunk as a skunk Palin...
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slampoet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-07-10 11:15 PM
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11. "If i had a dick this is where I'd tell you to suck it."
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Kurt_and_Hunter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-07-10 11:41 PM
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13. Sorry Betty, it lost 90% of its value as a collectible when you took it out of the package.
Edited on Fri May-07-10 11:42 PM by Kurt_and_Hunter
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tomm2thumbs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-07-10 11:43 PM
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14. +1
Edited on Fri May-07-10 11:57 PM by tomm2thumbs
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begin_within Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-07-10 11:46 PM
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15. "Now can you see Russia?"
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leeroysphitz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-07-10 11:49 PM
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16. That's hot n/t
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Bombero1956 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-08-10 01:00 AM
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17. from my back window
I can see St. Olaf.
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tomm2thumbs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-09-10 05:42 PM
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32. hilarious

one played an idiot and the other IS an idiot

your post made me laugh
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MilesColtrane Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-08-10 01:06 AM
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18. Betty: "Watch me helicopter and pile drive this grifting trash."
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Warren DeMontague Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-08-10 03:37 AM
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19. God. Every time I look at her, I think "What the fuck is WRONG with that woman?"
It's not just Palin. I used to get that with Dan Quayle, too.
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tomm2thumbs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-08-10 03:44 AM
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20. essentially Palin is the female version of Dan Quayle - you are right

never thought of it that way - although their stupidity appears on even par, her ability to draw a crowd must be driven by her skillful winks and waves which Quayle was never able to master



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annabanana Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-08-10 04:00 AM
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21. to the cameramen: "Ok, I got her.. You can make your getaway."
You KNOW the cameramen love Betty.
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Berry Cool Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-08-10 09:03 AM
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22. So, the idea is, we pretend this is the real Palin
and not Tina Fey?
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mitchum Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-08-10 09:22 AM
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23. White and Whiter
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RUMMYisFROSTED Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-08-10 09:25 AM
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25. Betty: "Look at my goiter."
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tomm2thumbs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-09-10 05:33 PM
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30. heh heh heh - gross
Edited on Sun May-09-10 05:34 PM by tomm2thumbs

she needs to have that thing removed - before it gets any bigger
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arcadian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-08-10 09:27 AM
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26. Add a bottle of Robitussin and some crisco and that could be a fun evening.
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-08-10 09:28 AM
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28. "After all these years I finally got my "Shit Eating Grin Barbie" in the mail."
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tomm2thumbs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-09-10 05:31 PM
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29. +1

I hope she returns it. Thems damaged goods.

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tomm2thumbs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-09-10 05:37 PM
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31. If anyone saw Betty White on SNL last night, she was great

I found clips on SNL's site:
http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/

may need to search Betty White as clips retire, but worth watching
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johnaries Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-09-10 05:45 PM
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33. I've got her! Quick, bring the strait jacket!
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Motown_Johnny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-09-10 06:09 PM
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35. +1
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Coco2 Donating Member (52 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-09-10 06:14 PM
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37. +
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Arkana Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-09-10 05:54 PM
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34. "If you squeeze here she says 'MAVRICK!'"
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Coco2 Donating Member (52 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-09-10 06:12 PM
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36. I'm saving wolves!
...and I'm not about to let her near a gun! ;)
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