Source:GOP to drop dome on tea bag spill

Inspired by consultations with contacts just recently developed in the oil industry one GOP source says that they plan to drop a 100 ton dome on the bleeding fissure created by the fringe element's recent explosion.

"Looking forward as we always try to do" said the source who wishes to remain nameless "we just had to do something to return things back to their natural order". The source noted that the loss of structure in message, long the staple of GOP strength, has disintegrated. "We thought we had that cemented down but it blew up in our face".

The GOP has recently had significant gains due the much publicized public tea bagging events. Namely the election of Scott Brown in Massachusetts. Offsetting that gain was the loss of a House seat that had been Republican since the Civil War in New York. Today saw news that a 3 term Republican Senator in Utah did not even make it into the primary for the party nomination. "Dome, Utah I mean I don't have to be Glenn Beck to make that connection", said the source.

How this will be done is another issue. "Well we have a company that we have been working with directly with operations like laundry and meals for troops in Iraq and soft drinks in Iraq that has worked out well for us so we will probably use that expertise and use our developed personal relationships on this endeavor", the source said. "The problem, these people tend to be easily gathered so we might need a really big event to get them all in one place, drop the dome, and maybe deport them out of the country".

Asked what role GOP chief Michael Steele had in this decision the source stated, "Steele? Why on earth would we triangulate this problem?"

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