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47of74 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-09-10 09:11 PM
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Man who shot self in groin at parking lot found guilty
SUMMIT COUNTY — A man who fired a handgun into his groin at a local parking lot last year was found guilty Wednesday of a felony and two misdemeanors.

David Leroy Blurton, 50, had been drinking alcohol the evening of May 29, 2009 when he pulled a Makarov 9mm pistol from his truck near City Market in Dillon and tried to cock it, resulting in serious injury, according to Deputy District Attorney Kristine Word.

Blurton, of Summit Cove, had said the move was in self-defense after a mugger struck him in the back of the head. But surveillance footage was insufficient to support that claim, and none of his money was missing from the scene, according to a press release from the district attorney's office.


READ MORE: http://www.summitdaily.com/article/20100508/NEWS/100509831

My question is if he could've gotten off a bit lighter if he had just came right out and admitted that he shot himself in his junk?


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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-09-10 09:13 PM
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1. A dumbass with a gun
Hopefully, he neutered himself before he could breed.
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johnaries Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-09-10 09:38 PM
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7. Yep, he deserves a special Darwin Award. nt
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Xipe Totec Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-09-10 09:17 PM
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2. Man cocks gun, uncocks self nt
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rasputinkhlyst Donating Member (49 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-09-10 09:19 PM
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4. No more bang after that boom
Now that is funny!
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RKP5637 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-09-10 09:33 PM
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6. LOL
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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47of74 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-09-10 09:20 PM
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5. LOL!
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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TheCowsCameHome Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-09-10 09:18 PM
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3. Maybe he thought his groin was going to rob him.
Dumb ass is right.
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LiberalFighter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-10-10 07:52 AM
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12. You mean he thought something was moving down there OR
he thought he saw something down there?
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Historic NY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-09-10 10:30 PM
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8. He got off half cocked...while being half crocked.
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47of74 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-10-10 11:59 PM
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13. Question: Is Blasty McCockshot an appropriate nickname for this guy?
Just curious...
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SalmonChantedEvening Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-09-10 10:37 PM
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9. "I'll make this short and simple."
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Recovered Repug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-09-10 10:46 PM
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10. and none of his money was missing from the scene,
can't say the same about the family jewels.
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JanMichael Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-09-10 10:50 PM
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11. 1st amendment rights...no 2nd....no 12th? Um 14th?
Whatever! I can still piss!
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