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Yes my friend, the Lord wants you to sow your seed of love to DU. He will bless you and your family if you will but reach out and give unto DU this fund raising season.
Praise to be to Jeebus and some other guys up in the sky. Act now before the devil can strike down this wonderful site.
As per the vision of my friends and the one the lord spake unto me, fueled late one night by his turning my water into Vodka, I was told to speak unto all of you out there.
Get thee a glass of water, hold it up to the screen after your donation, and it will be turned into blessed water. Drink of it and your blessings will be as a flood of money from heaven.
But wait, there is more, act now and the lord will bless two glasses of water for you (just add an extra fee for blessing and handling).
----Testimonies
BillInMN "I donated, and suddenly my marijuana plants grew 12" overnight! Praise da lurd!"
PeggyNotInCa "I drank my blessed water and the lord showered me with lottery numbers, my dear jeebus - thank you!"
TheWeirdStory "The lord blessed my cup and I drank from it after my donation. I feel real good now, happy, staggering about with the spirit!"
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