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My Spousal Unit got home from an out of town trip today and we went out to eat so he could unwind and we could spend un-pressured time together.
The little Thai place we frequent has a TV in the main room which is usually on CNN (an upgrade from several years ago when it was occasionally on Fox) They were covering Carville and Matalin's trip to LA. In the report they were showing a 2nd City skit ragging on BP.
Seated behind us is a Mom and Daughter. Daughter: young very pretty blond with a sorority tee on. She looks about 20... and from where she is sitting she can see the report. I hear her ask her mother: "What's a BP?"
I just about choked on my food. The Spouse looked startled, since he only caught my reaction and not the cause. I motioned to those behind me and mouthed "Oh, My God." He asked, but I couldn't explain as there were the only 6 people (including us) in the place and I knew if I got started, it would be....unpleasant. I inherited my mother's rather ferocious temper and the only difference between us, is I've never been arrested for losing mine. I didn't plan on going to jail for this chippie.
Mom turns to look and says something about the oil spill and asks why the daughter wanted to know. Daughter: "I just wondered why they were pouring that brown stuff everywhere." Mom explains a little more about the situation.
Daughter: "Well, if it's everywhere, why can't they just burn it?"
It is taking every bit of my restraint to hold my tongue. The Spouse keeps asking if I'm okay, but I just keep motioning to my back and rolling my eyes. I think he's afraid I'm stroking out. I speak, a little louder than I need to, about the report and the asshattery of BP hoping that something will seep in, even subliminally. I mean, it's not like she's got anything else taking up the space in her head.
Finally they leave and I burst out: "That woman is wasting her money sending that child to college. She's a complete idiot."
And folks, that's who BP is counting on. The clueless and the unconcerned.
Don't worry about BP. They'll be just fine.
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