Bristol: And I was like, 'I'm pregnant.' And she was like 'Oh my God. Holy crap.'"

Quote of the Day
"I was like, 'Mom, Mom.' I was bawling my eyes out. She was like, 'What's wrong?' And I was like, 'I'm pregnant.' And she was like 'Oh my God. Holy crap.'"

-- Bristol Palin, in an interview with Harper's Bazaar, on telling her mother she was pregnant.

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An oldie, but a goodie (and I have no doubt that at least some of it is true!)

now pushing abstinence. Because it worked so well for her.

for me to grasp. Poor Tripp and Trigg (for obvious reasons). BTW, Sister Christian, the 2nd Big One says "Thou Shalt Not Take the Lord God's Name In Vain". That, and #8 (the one about lying) seems to have slipped your memory.

???

Thirty grand for Valley Girl drama.

You can get it for free on teevee.

It's like, well, oh my God... :rofl:

Honestly, could she be any worse than her mother?

I can't stand to listen to people talk who use like every 3rd word, and "you know what I mean" or "you know what I'm saying" and "you know." Drives me crazy after while.

was doing it, like every other, you know, like, word, you know.

I said, "I never ever really ask anything of you other than to get me something from upstairs if I've forgotten it at night when I've been running all day, but PLEASE! You have to stop this or at least try to. For YOUR sake."

It worked...more or less.

I interrupt every conversation.

They say "it was, like, this and that"

I ask, "Was it like this and that, or was it this and that?"

They're slowly getting the message. :)

Sid

of themselves talking in their discussion groups and then came up with a list of things they'd like to "work on". On the last day of class part of our business was to erase the tape. lol

so that she could be "fer sure, fer sure"

:spray: :toast:

years. Your mom is such a hater."

According to like the Harper's article Bristol like told her mother when she was like six weeks pregnant and later like she says she was like embarrassed to be on stage like 40 pounds overweight and like 5 months pregnant.

That means her mother like knew for like over 3 months before someone decided like to have Bristol like hide her baby bump like by holding her like ittle brother.

I'm like confused. Sorta.

Like Lilly Like Wilson
By Taylor Mali
www.taylormali.com (http://www.taylormali.com/index.cfm?webid=15)

I'm writing the poem that will change the world,
and it's Lilly Wilson at my office door.
Lilly Wilson, the recovering like addict,
the worst I've ever seen.
So, like, bad the whole eighth grade
started calling her Like Lilly Like Wilson Like.
Until I declared my classroom a Like-Free Zone,
and she could not speak for days.

But when she finally did, it was to say,
Mr. Mali, this is . . . so hard.
Now I have to think before I . . . say anything.

Imagine that, Lilly.

It's for your own good.
Even if you don't like . . .
it.

I'm writing the poem that will change the world,
and it's Lilly Wilson at my office door.
Lilly is writing a research paper for me
about how homosexuals shouldn't be allowed
to adopt children.
I'm writing the poem that will change the world,
and it's Like Lilly Like Wilson at my office door.

She's having trouble finding sources,
which is to say, ones that back her up.
They all argue in favor of what I thought I was against.

And it took four years of college,
three years of graduate school,
and every incidental teaching experience I have ever had
to let out only,

Well, that's a real interesting problem, Lilly.
But what do you propose to do about it?
That's what I want to know.

And the eighth-grade mind is a beautiful thing;
Like a new-born baby's face, you can often see it
change before your very eyes.

I can't believe I'm saying this, Mr. Mali,
but I think I'd like to switch sides.

And I want to tell her to do more than just believe it,
but to enjoy it!
That changing your mind is one of the best ways
of finding out whether or not you still have one.
Or even that minds are like parachutes,
that it doesn't matter what you pack
them with so long as they open
at the right time.
O God, Lilly, I want to say
you make me feel like a teacher,
and who could ask to feel more than that?
I want to say all this but manage only,
Lilly, I am like so impressed with you!

So I finally taught somebody something,
namely, how to change her mind.
And learned in the process that if I ever change the world
it's going to be one eighth grader at a time.

Well, at least she's only as fucking stupid as her mother.