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UTUSN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-08-07 01:02 PM
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Hahr!!1 LIMBO was traumatized by a high school feminist!!1 Yaas, THAT's the ticket!!1
After defending again about his OBAMA self-revelations, then being asked by a female caller what he means by the "feminizing of the country" and the "chickification of the airwaves," he has been on a 20 minute self-pity-party about how, when he was in high school and got on the radio for the first time, this GIRL was on ahead of him and ranted about feminism. He sez this was all new to him and he was just PETRIFIED, and that this is why he doesn't have any kids today, and why he didn't sow his wild oats, and why, even today, he still freezes about complimenting an attractive woman, "especially if she's a PROFESSIONAL woman," on her looks.

Yaas, you people out there, it's the FEMINISTS' fault!!1 They injected them bacteria into his anal sac and thereby caused him to become dependent on Hillbilly Heroin!!1
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HiFructosePronSyrup Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-08-07 01:04 PM
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1. So...
why are you listening to him?
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Gman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-08-07 01:05 PM
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2. Viagra and the Dominican Republic mean what?
Little boys (for 4 hours or less at a time)?
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BOSSHOG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-08-07 01:08 PM
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3. the continued streaming of the conservative conscience
I'M NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANYTHING. What a fucking woos. There were a ton of feminists in my High School back in the 70's, didn't make my dick shrivel up rush. You don't have kids because, on occasion, God intervenes for the sake of mankind.

Can't tote a gun for his country and is afraid of women. Wow, the manly hero of chickenshit chikenhawks from coast to coast.
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shain from kane Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-08-07 01:21 PM
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7. I burned a few bras myself.
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VWolf Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-08-07 02:41 PM
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20. "You don't have kids because,
on occasion, God intervenes for the sake of mankind."

:rofl:

Ain't that the truth!!!
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MindPilot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-08-07 01:12 PM
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4. Doncha think Limpballs is a little old to still be afraid of cooties?
Especially considering you really can't catch them--not even GIRL cooties--over the radio.
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kwolf68 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-08-07 01:15 PM
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5. Rush Rush...

What a boob.

Why does he need to compliment ANY professional women on her looks in the first place?

I can see ole dipshit Limbaugh now...

"Hi, Rush...been a while since I spoke to you."

Rush, "Wah ha ahhh...hey there Miffy, you got some damn good hooters."

Rush = Neanderthal.
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zbdent Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-08-07 01:19 PM
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6. What, the feminist wasn't masculine enough for him?
Maybe he should have hooked up with Mannthrax first ...
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Donnachaidh Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-08-07 01:22 PM
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8. All of these pukes are TERRIFIED of women
And he didn't sow his *wild* oats because he was probably a pimply-faced, twinkie-eating gimboid with his pants tucked under his armpits. And he probably SMELLED.

He might have been AFRAID. But I'll bet dollars to donuts even the ugly chicks wouldn't have poked him with a stick.
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sarge43 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-08-07 01:29 PM
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10. And apparently never washed his ass either
That pimple had to start somehow.
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shain from kane Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-08-07 01:40 PM
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15. I'm not sure which came first, the pimple or the asshole? Whether the asshole
grew a pimple, or the pimple grew an asshole?
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sarge43 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-08-07 01:58 PM
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16. Asshole first.
Pimples are merely subcutaneous. Asshole goes right to the bone.
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shain from kane Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-08-07 02:04 PM
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17. I have to agree. The assholedness is inbred, from dipping the wick of wickedness.
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mitchleary Donating Member (271 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-08-07 01:22 PM
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9. i think
it has to with Mr Christie's love of people like Coulter, men.
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MadHound Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-08-07 01:30 PM
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11. What a load of happy horseshit
I highly doubt that there was a female DJ on the air in Cape Giradeau Missouri back in the mid-late '60s, much less a woman ranting about feminism. First off, there were few female DJs in the state at the time and none of them would risk their job by going off on any sort of rant in a conservative part of the state.

This is just more bullshit and bluster from a man who simply cannot tell the truth, ever, about anything.
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shain from kane Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-08-07 01:38 PM
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14. Didn't his family own the radio station? All he had to do was whine, and I'm sure
any female DJ would have been fired.
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Missy Vixen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-08-07 01:32 PM
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12. Hard to believe anyone with his world view
was not a chick magnet in school. :sarcasm:

It's too bad he's not man enough to admit the truth -- most women want nothing to do with him. If it's true about his preferring the same sex, it's hard to believe he'd be able to find companionship there, either. I'm not talking about looks. I'm talking about general obnoxiousness and lack of intelligence.

Let's face it: Women (and I'm sure, lots of men,) can overlook the fact that someone's less than gorgeous if they love the person inside. What exactly does Rush Limbaugh bring to the table, besides a drug habit, lack of discernible compassion, no sense of humor and a glaring lack of humanity?

Julie
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xchrom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-08-07 01:35 PM
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13. rush -- you poor deluded fool -- nobody wants to fuck you.
deal with it.

no body wants to fuck you -- not then -- not now.

feminism is just what you tell those listeners who are all in the same boat.
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Iris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-08-07 02:09 PM
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18. Wow! She did a GREAT job!
And, quite frankly, if a PROFESSIONAL woman is attractive, she knows it. She doesn't need anyone to tell her about it, especially not a pig-boy.
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Javaman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-08-07 02:14 PM
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19. yeah and that's why he take viagra and goes to islands to pick up
little boys...

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Kelly Rupert Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-08-07 02:43 PM
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21. So he admits to being deeply scarred by women,
and unable to relate to them, and admits to being personally and irrationally wounded by the notion of feminism, because of a high-school event that had more to do with insecurity about going on the radio.

So...we should trust him on women's issues, because he is incapable of objectively approaching the situation? Huh?
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