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NYC Liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-08-07 11:43 PM
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[CAPTION] The Queen Is Pissed, George Is...
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LiberalFighter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-08-07 11:44 PM
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1. Maybe she is trying to give him a whiff of her gas
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Patsy Stone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-08-07 11:47 PM
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2. ...awaiting further instructions.
Was it left foot THEN right foot -- or the other way around?
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Hieronymus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-08-07 11:47 PM
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3. She's on her plane and headed home.
I can hear her say "get me away from him", as she sips a strong drink.
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calimary Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-08-07 11:50 PM
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4. ...a complete ass? ...A world-class embarrassment? ...A DISGRACE?
She has the facial expression of someone who gets an unwanted whiff of some crude jackass's public farting. Come to think of it, that doesn't sound so implausible. Anybody remember the stories from insiders who said he has a very crude sense of humor and enjoys farting in public - breaking wind in front of White House interns and others farther down the food chain who are basically captive in his presence and because of decorum don't dare complain about it or call him out openly as the ass he is. He probably thought he was being funny or something. He's just crude and uncouth.

THAT, ladies and gentlemen, is America's face to the world. Try not to sob openly if you can help it.
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Hieronymus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-09-07 12:00 AM
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9. Actually, he thinks it's funny to fart in front of people ..
like any other 8-12 year old.
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calimary Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-09-07 12:04 AM
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12. Yes. That was the gist of the stories. And her facial expression and body language
telegraph her feelings about him like an air raid siren.
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Ferret Annica Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-08-07 11:50 PM
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5. No doubt about it
chimps do not look good dressed in drag as penguins.
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Eurobabe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-08-07 11:51 PM
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6. Look!! It's an APE in a Tuxedo!!
And I ain't talking about Lizzie either.
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Catshrink Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-08-07 11:56 PM
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7. Ah, come on Liz.... Put your right foot in, put your right foot out..
Let me show you...
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uppityperson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-08-07 11:56 PM
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8. Spraddle legged in poorly fitting pants.
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Warren DeMontague Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-09-07 12:01 AM
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10. "If I have to watch that moron's head bob up and down one more time
I'm gonna lose it"
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Maru Kitteh Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-09-07 12:02 AM
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11. sporting a full load in his diaper
and perhaps chafing a bit.
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leftofthedial Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-09-07 12:05 AM
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13. the bushturd is an ass
every repuke should be ashamed to their very marrow
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Lex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-09-07 12:06 AM
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14. She hoping she wasn't about to get one a' those shoulder massages
like the dumbass gave to the German Chancellor last year.


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Maru Kitteh Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-09-07 12:09 AM
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15. On another note, what the hell could she have been carrying in that purse?
Is there anything in there at all? What could a queen possibly need who has had her every whim catered to her entire life? What could a queen possibly need to carry at a state dinner when every move is choreographed and every want addressed before it can occur?

Mace. Pepper spray. Hard, hard liquor. That's my guess.
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MiniMe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-09-07 12:14 AM
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16. A hankie. Maybe some mints or hard candy. A fan to slap George's hands with...
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-09-07 02:33 AM
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32. condoms. lots and lots of condoms
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kskiska Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-09-07 12:17 AM
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17. He always looks like he's waiting for his Right Guard to dry n/t
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WritersBlock Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-09-07 12:17 AM
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18. ...pissed as well, but in the British sense. n/t


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Hekate Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-09-07 12:47 AM
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22. You beat me to it!
Edited on Wed May-09-07 12:47 AM by Hekate
Gods he's an embarrassment.

Hekate

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WritersBlock Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-09-07 12:57 AM
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23. Isn't he, though?


It's painful to watch.
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Reterr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-09-07 12:18 AM
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19. He looks as if he is about to start beating his chest
Someone take him to a primate mating centre or something :eyes:.
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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-09-07 12:35 AM
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20. bush looks like he has a corn cob up his ass
yes INDEED
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rwenos Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-09-07 12:45 AM
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21. Bigger Wanker than my Eldest Son
Isn't that what Elizabeth's frown is communicating?

How f*cking pathetic -- the US President conjures up the same contempt from HIS MOTHER as does Charles Dickweed Windsor, Wanker of the World, beneficiary of his father's assassination of the wife of his youth.
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ConsAreLiars Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-09-07 12:59 AM
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24. ...still working on walking erect. (nt)
Edited on Wed May-09-07 12:59 AM by ConsAreLiars
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upi402 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-09-07 01:01 AM
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25. He has go to be the oldest
punkass I've ever seen.
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iverglas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-09-07 01:11 AM
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26. constipated

but I think "awaiting further instructions" is the one true answer.


The Queen, by the way, often looks sort of squintily not amused, for no real reason at all. We probably all have strange default facial expressions that we never see ourselves.

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LibDemAlways Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-09-07 01:44 AM
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27. Randi Rhodes today expressed her opinion several
times that she finds the chimp to be a "good looking guy." Not that she doesn't think he's evil, she does. But she apparently thinks he is physically attractive.

I just don't see it. To me he looks like a monkey and the Queen here seems to be thinking, "Somebody, please, get this ape-like creature away from me. I'm afraid it's going to pounce."
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SeattleVet Donating Member (708 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-09-07 01:47 AM
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28. This is the perfect photo to illustrate why they call it
a "monkey suit"!

He looks like he's planning on grabbing the crown to try on. Just for the heck of it.

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Ravy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-09-07 02:00 AM
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29. He told her that after we are done refighting the Crusades, we will refight the Revolution. nt
Edited on Wed May-09-07 02:01 AM by Ravy
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Manifestor_of_Light Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-09-07 02:32 AM
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31. Maybe the Redcoats will come back and finish burning the White House....HMMM
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Adsos Letter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-09-07 02:13 AM
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30. trying to remember where he is...
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daveskilt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-09-07 02:36 AM
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33. bush is..... hoping that was just a fart and not another 'accident'
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SalmonChantedEvening Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-09-07 05:53 AM
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34. "If he says Heckuva Job Queenie again...
We shall put the half-brick in Our Handbag to good use."
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