Mitt Romney supports the WMD smuggled into Syria "theory"

genie_weenie

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Wed May-09-07 08:42 AM
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Mitt Romney supports the WMD smuggled into Syria "theory"

Therefore, I invite the 5 sons of Mitt to join the prestigious Army Rangers to infiltrate into Syria and find these weapons! A Presidental candidate can not allow these rogue WMDs to fall into terrorists hands!

So come Mitt! Get those boys to the Army recruiter! Or if the Army Rangers are too hard, join the Marines! Guaranteed to get 3 tours apiece in Anbar, right near Syria!

http://thinkprogress.org/2007/05/08/romney-wmd/#comment-3793441

Would Mitt be willing to sacrifice his sons in order to discern the whereabouts of these WMDs?

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Deep13

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Wed May-09-07 08:50 AM
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1. I support the Mitt Romney is batshit insane theory.

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poverlay

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Wed May-09-07 09:12 AM
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3. I'll second that. There's got to be some element of brain-washing ala "The Manchurian

Candidate" involved somewhere. That glassy eyed look he's got is too creepy.

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MethuenProgressive

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Wed May-09-07 08:53 AM
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2. He also supports the theory the Native Americans came here from Israel...

Book of Mormon says they're one of the Lost Tribes of Israel.
Honest.

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EFerrari

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Wed May-09-07 09:13 AM
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4. Has he weighed in on the Tooth Fairy?

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Strawman

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Wed May-09-07 09:21 AM
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5. Since he couldn't raise his hand to endorse the creation myth

He must have decided to go along with this one and split the difference with the RW nutjobs.

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genie_weenie

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Wed May-09-07 09:28 AM
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6. I was surprised he did not.

I admit I do not know if the LDS Church has an "official" position in regards to Evolution.

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genie_weenie

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Wed May-09-07 09:45 PM
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7. Kick,

Romney needs to be stopped not because of his religious fantasies but because of his real world fantasies. Still no word of his 5 sons shipping off to Mosul to search for the weapons...

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Theduckno2

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Wed May-09-07 10:04 PM
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8. He probably looks for elephants hiding in cherry trees!

Do you know why elephants paint their toenails red?
So they can hide in cherry trees.

Have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree?
No.
See how good they hide!

A family member when facing the reality there were no WMDs in Iraq, immediately deduced that the WMDs had been smuggled to Syria.

Inspector Clouseau (spelling?) lives! A minkey indeed! :)

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