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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-11-10 08:59 AM
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"The only truth is in my hand." Please come CAPTION Head Wreck!!!!
Edited on Fri Jun-11-10 08:59 AM by skip fox


With a mind like a slushy mixure of creosote and vanilla cream, Head Wreck is saying, "And what America needs is a straight shooter like Goldline, or The Duke, or that Lee Harvey guy."
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derby378 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-11-10 09:00 AM
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1. The truth is growing...
...and growing...yeah, that's right...

:rofl:
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peekaloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-11-10 09:03 AM
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2. Packing heat for the Homeland....a pistol in his left hand and a
pump action in his right!
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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-11-10 09:06 AM
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3. Subtle as the very notion of stealth.
Edited on Fri Jun-11-10 09:15 AM by skip fox
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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-11-10 09:15 AM
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4. "All my critics are either fools or liars or crazies. These are not mutually exclusive you know.
Edited on Fri Jun-11-10 09:51 AM by skip fox
But to claim that I advocate violence just because I like to point my finger with my thumb up in the air a certain way and say 'Somebody's gotta take care of this stinking vermin!' while hammering down with my top of my thumb is just plain crazy. . . . It's just a little signature rift like a calling card saying, 'Know what I mean, dog?' . . . You'd have to be nearly brain dead to see a threat of violence in that!"
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dembotoz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-11-10 09:21 AM
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5. can i get fries with that?
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Stevenmarc Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-11-10 09:24 AM
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6. Even a pretend gun gives me a chubby, which is why my right hand is under the desk
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Vickers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-11-10 09:48 AM
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7. "Are you gonna eat your fat?" n/t
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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-11-10 10:15 AM
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8. "All it takes is a little history to know why we lost Vietnam! . . . Listen,
Edited on Fri Jun-11-10 10:46 AM by skip fox
my friends and I used to play Army and Marines in an empty lot next to my house. . . . And boy were we good. . . . With just a couple of boards and bricks we could hide out half the morning until the enemy or a dog came by . . . We all loved The Duke, you see. . . . But the guys supposedly fighting the Cong back then were all listening to rock and roll or smoking dope all the time. . . . They liked Hendricks and hated The Duke. . . . Even though we were only 6 or 7 when the war eneded, we coulda showed them how to do it right and they'd have won. . . . That's history for you! You can't argue with facts!!!"
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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-11-10 10:38 AM
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9. "Here come The Rapture!!!"
:)
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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-11-10 10:39 AM
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10. dupe
Edited on Fri Jun-11-10 10:40 AM by skip fox
screen tell me it didn't go through, so I send again and . . .
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raouldukelives Donating Member (945 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-11-10 10:56 AM
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11. Just victims of the in-house drive-by
They say jump you say how high.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XLJB7COeUg0
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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-11-10 12:04 PM
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12. "And Obama is going to make mandatory sex-change operations with a six-shooter!!"
(See where G.B.'s pistol is aiming?)
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