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Prometheus Bound Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-12-10 01:09 AM
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Teenager Passes Out Marrying Cow He Had Sex With
Well, I thought this was important.

June 11, 2010
Jakarta Globe
Teenager Passes Out Marrying Cow He Had Sex With

A Balinese teenager caught in the act of intercourse with a cow passed out on Friday when he was forced to marry the animal in a ceremony witnessed by hundreds of curious onlookers.

As the Jakarta Globe reported earlier in the day, Ngurah Alit, 18, an unemployed youth from the seaside village of Yeh Embang in Jembrana, was caught stark naked positioned behind the cow in a rice paddy field.

In his defence, Alit admitted to the act of bestiality but claimed the cow, which he believed was a young and beautiful woman, had wooed him with flattering compliments.

As part of a Pecaruan ritual, a ceremony to cleanse the village of the unholy act of a man mating with a cow, Alit was forced to “marry” the animal.

Alit, however, according to Detik.com, passed out surrounded by locals and police, who were attempting to prevent a number of journalists from covering the spectacle.

It is unclear whether or not he got to say “I do.”

Alit’s collapse prompted his mother to begin screaming hysterically, while other family members shouted at photographers not to take pictures.

“Poor kid. He’s actually a quiet kid,” said one villager.

As part of the ceremony, Alit’s victim and new bride was drowned in ocean.

Alit, on the other hand, was symbolically drowned and bathed on the beach.

“Only his clothes were thrown into the sea,” the villager said.

Village chief Ida Bagus Legawa declared that the village had been “cleansed” from the “defilement from the incident.”
http://www.thejakartaglobe.com/national/teenager-passes-out-marrying-cow-he-had-sex-with/380095
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bluesbassman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-12-10 01:12 AM
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1. Sounds like it was a mooving experience.
:rofl:
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Skip Intro Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-12-10 02:35 AM
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15. .
:rofl:
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Bluebear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-12-10 01:14 AM
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2. "I moo."
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Heidi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-12-10 01:15 AM
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3. What an udderly tawdry little tale. (nt)
Edited on Sat Jun-12-10 01:16 AM by Heidi
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canetoad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-12-10 01:28 AM
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5. Well, I dunno
OK, the cow sex, definitely. The response of the village? I'd say it was pretty sensible. They've dealt with it symbolically, the cow-fucker has been shamed big-time; I bet he never does that again. All round a good result (except for the cow).
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Hannah Bell Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-12-10 02:33 AM
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14. shamed & cleansed. unlike here, where he'd just be shamed & labeled a sex offender forever. :>)
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Jackpine Radical Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-12-10 01:22 AM
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4. Kinda gives ya a new perspective on animal husbandry.
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RC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-12-10 01:38 AM
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7. Or animal wifendry, in this case?
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Sebastian Doyle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-12-10 01:31 AM
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6. So was this a "shotgun wedding"?
And if so, when is the really ugly calf due? :wtf:
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alcina Donating Member (34 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-12-10 01:44 AM
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8. Wow. The fact that they have an established cleansing ritual
would suggest that this young man was not the first in his village to succumb to bovine advances. Perhaps they should consider raising a less salacious breed of cow. Or is that just blaming the victim?
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Nostradammit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-12-10 02:28 AM
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13. "succumb to bovine advances"
:rofl:


Gawd, did that make me laugh. Thanks.
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Warren DeMontague Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-12-10 05:55 AM
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18. It's the way they dress.
I'm not saying she's asking for it, but...


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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-12-10 02:05 AM
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9. " “Poor kid. He’s actually a quiet kid,” said one villager."
Know many cow-fuckers that are known for being loudmouths?
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cliffordu Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-12-10 02:10 AM
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10. Well,.....there is that one republican rep from South Carolina or some such place
Kentucky or some fucking thing...

:rofl:
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NuttyFluffers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-12-10 07:45 AM
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30. ah, but i believe that person was going on about mules... and watermelons.
what sort of ritual do you use to "drown the watermelon"? already sounds like a sexual fetish.
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Duer 157099 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-12-10 02:14 AM
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11. So they drowned the cow in the ocean?
I suppose one could consider that brining. Did they cook her afterwards for the reception?
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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-12-10 02:25 AM
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12. It's the circle of life:
Screw her, marry her, and eat her. :P
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Chulanowa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-12-10 03:21 AM
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16. The poor cow!
First it gets no satisfaction, then it gets married to a deadbeat, then someone drowns it!

Hell, maybe it drowned itself.

Poor cow.
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TomClash Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-12-10 05:23 AM
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17. Holy Cow!
The kid has a lot in common with Rush Limbaugh's latest wife.
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Ruby the Liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-12-10 06:12 AM
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19. Well now, thats a headline you don't come across very often.
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The Backlash Cometh Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-12-10 06:27 AM
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20. They killed the cow?
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ithinkmyliverhurts Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-12-10 06:48 AM
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22. So I guess this really was a hot, beef injection.
Come on, tell us, Bessie, was it a white wedding?

Apologies to John Hughes.
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Fla_Democrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-12-10 06:51 AM
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23. Why buy the cow
when you get the milk for free? :smoke:
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eShirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-12-10 06:58 AM
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24. After watching one of the vet characters on "All Creatures Great and Small) help a calf being born
(which was either a real birth, or the best special effects I've ever seen on a British TV show),

reading this news story evokes the phrase "like throwing a hotdog down a hallway."

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B Calm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-12-10 06:59 AM
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25. In this country he would be promoted to be a republican office holder
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-12-10 07:01 AM
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26. Another young republican no doubt...
I hope we don't start drowning all the sheep and goats in this country that the junior GOPers have dated.
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CTyankee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-12-10 07:08 AM
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27. Who was the guy who said he'd had sex with a mare?
I forget his name...but he definitely said he had done it...
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TheCowsCameHome Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-12-10 07:11 AM
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29. Carville, with Marey Matalin.
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treestar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-12-10 09:15 AM
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37. Rofl!
:rofl:
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TheCowsCameHome Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-12-10 07:10 AM
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28. I guess the locals had a beef with Ngurah's behavior.
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marshall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-12-10 08:26 AM
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31. Now that's marriage equality!
I wonder if the marriage is actually considered legal by the government?
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peekaloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-12-10 08:35 AM
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32. Eat mor chikin!
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IDemo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-12-10 08:37 AM
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33. Who hasn't this happened too?
Moove along, now.
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OmmmSweetOmmm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-12-10 08:37 AM
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34. Did the bride wear a moo moo???
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saltpoint Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-12-10 08:41 AM
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35. June weddings across the globe.
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PopSixSquish Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-12-10 09:13 AM
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36. Gives a Whole New Meaning to the Phrase "Don't Have a Cow, Man"
:party:
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Gin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-12-10 09:21 AM
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38. ewwww....wonder how many times they have to perform this ritual?
poor cow....aren't cows sacred in India?
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petronius Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-12-10 09:35 AM
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41. This is Indonesia rather than India, but most people on Bali are Hindu
I wonder if the ceremony was because it was a cow, or if the same ritual would have occurred for any farm animal.

It's weird that they had a defined ritual, but I guess every generation has one or two experimental kids, and this is a pretty supportive way of dealing with it I suppose...
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AnArmyVeteran Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-12-10 09:23 AM
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39. Which was 'cleansed' in this ritual, the kid or the cow???
There are no cleansing ceremonies in S Carolina. They just let the offspring run for political office.
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KittyWampus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-12-10 09:28 AM
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40. It's always the quiet ones...
“Poor kid. He’s actually a quiet kid,” said one villager.
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Contrary1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-12-10 09:41 AM
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42. The village of "Yeh Embang" ?
Edited on Sat Jun-12-10 09:42 AM by Contrary1
Pronounced "Yeah, him bang"?

The jokes just write themselves.
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Jeffersons Ghost Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-12-10 10:16 AM
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43. K&R it's a weird, weird world
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Prisoner_Number_Six Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-12-10 10:20 AM
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44. Cowabonga!
:rofl:
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branders seine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-12-10 10:21 AM
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45. well, he had a big day.
anyone might be, umm, overcome.
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