Give Bush an open ended commitment on Iraq with all the money for troops he wants with 5 strings:

yurbud

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Wed May-09-07 02:18 PM
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Give Bush an open ended commitment on Iraq with all the money for troops he wants with 5 strings:

The US will not veto any Iraqi law or election of leaders of their choice.
Iraqis will be free to undo any of the economic "reforms" forced on them Bush without further coercion or fear of being killed or overthrown.
All rebuilding contracts with non-Iraqis will be terminated and the money given to the Iraqis as block grants.
All contracts with armed contractors will be terminated.
No American oil company can sign a contract with Iraq until our troops are gone.

Other than that, Bush would be free to stay and fight the "terrist" and spread democratizin' till the cows come in.

What possible reason could he have to not sign off on that?

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Vincardog

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Wed May-09-07 02:21 PM
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1. 6 jr and the twins are activated to complete his tour.

Edited on Wed May-09-07 02:22 PM by Vincardog

7 Darth (5 deferments) gets to serve two tours also.

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AndyA

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Wed May-09-07 02:24 PM
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2. Why...why...why...that proposal of yours is simply UNAMERICAN!

Why do you hate America?

Don't you know we're over there to fight the terraists and spread democracy to the Iraqi people?

Why, this war never had anything at all to do with oil.

It was all about Saddam's involvement in supporting the terraists that attacked us on 9/11.

And his developing WMDs to attack us with later. Saddam was a bad man, a big threat to the U.S. Just look at how powerful his mighty Army was!

:sarcasm:

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yurbud

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Wed May-09-07 05:46 PM
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7. I should have put that in there: and continue to search for WMD which Mitt Romney said were

sent to Syria.

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Donnachaidh

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Wed May-09-07 02:36 PM
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3. 6 -- US Oil companies shoul pay for ANY oil taken during the Occupation

and pay FULL price for it. IMMEDIATELY. In EUROS. :evilgrin:

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yurbud

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Wed May-09-07 05:50 PM
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10. I had a devious idea about Kucinich calling oil companies to testify about high prices...

what if he asked them some questions on a different issue once he has them in the hot seat?

An issue they might have taken a sudden vacation to Paraguay to avoid testifying about?

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pepperbear

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Wed May-09-07 02:44 PM
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4. assuming the war is about terra and not profits, not 1 viable reason comes to mind. n/t

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no_hypocrisy

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Wed May-09-07 03:03 PM
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5. 7. Haliburton should provide a detailed account of monies given to its

services since the "war" started. I mean CPA-approved accounting, nothing like Enron.

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yurbud

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Wed May-09-07 05:47 PM
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8. every exec and major shareholder should get an audit, lie detector test, and a cavity search

preferably by Iraqis.

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zonmoy

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Wed May-09-07 03:27 PM
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6. good strings but I think I have one they could add

all neocons who planned and started this war are to be turned over to the iraqi people too be tried for war and other crimes.

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yurbud

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Wed May-09-07 05:48 PM
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9. you could put that in a happier way: they should be required to collect their flowers & candy

in person without an armed guard, and stay until the Iraqis are satsfied they have been thanked enough.

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blues90

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Wed May-09-07 05:53 PM
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11. The only thing bush should have is

Handcuffs latched and a life in one of his famous torture chambers . That's all and plenty of pretzels and other bagged crap to toss in his open chewing gap of a lying mouth .

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yurbud

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Wed May-09-07 08:14 PM
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12. he probably has someone to chew his food for him now, as well as wipe his ass.

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