Anonymous source tells Us Magazine that ImplantGate is "absolutely ridiculous." USA! USA! USA! USA!

Amerigo Vespucci

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Sat Jun-12-10 03:22 PM
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Anonymous source tells Us Magazine that ImplantGate is "absolutely ridiculous." USA! USA! USA! USA!

A source close to Sarah Palin slams reports that the former Vice Presidential candidate had a boob job.

"It's absolutely ridiculous," the insider tells UsMagazine.com of the rumor, which hit the web earlier this week, after Palin appeared considerably curvier at Sunday's Belmont Stakes horse race in Elmont, New York.

Still, it's not the first time Alaska's former governor has flaunted her cleavage. In a candid photo from her days as an undergrad at the University of Idaho, a younger Palin, now 46, showed off a pink T-shirt that read "I may be broke but, I'm not flat busted."

Reps for Palin and her Political Action Committee could not be reached for comment despite repeated attempts by UsMagazine.com.

http://www.usmagazine.com/celebritynews/news/pal-sarah-palin-boob-job-rumor-is-absolutely-ridiculous-2010116

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Angry Dragon

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Sat Jun-12-10 03:29 PM
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1. I have heard that designer vaginas are the in thing now.....

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MineralMan

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Sat Jun-12-10 03:30 PM
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2. Thank you so much for the distraction from things that actually

matter. Really. I hadn't seen the other two dozen threads about this for over 24 hours.

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Amerigo Vespucci

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Sat Jun-12-10 03:34 PM
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4. This too shall pass

I don't want to detract from your time in front of the mirror, gazing upon your clever features with a calm sense of pride and self-satisfaction.

After all, "Thank you so much for the distraction from things that actually matter. Really. I hadn't seen the other two dozen threads about this for over 24 hours." stands as a reminder that you are my moral compass, that my worth and my self-esteem are based exclusively on the approval (or lack thereof) that I receive from posters on DU, and that...here's the most important part...when the judgment is rendered with sarcasm, the "two snaps up girlfriend" factor goes straight through the roof.

So two snaps up, girlfriend, and goodbye.

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MineralMan

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Sat Jun-12-10 03:41 PM
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5. I stopped wearing snaps on my clothing when I was 5.

I stopped caring whether women had boob jobs at about 25. I'll never stop caring about politics. This ain't that.

You go, girl!

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BrklynLiberal

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Sat Jun-12-10 03:31 PM
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3. Any of the men in the news taking Viagra?? LOL

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scrubthedata

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Sat Jun-12-10 04:01 PM
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6. Well, she still needs *something* implanted. nt

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LunaSea

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Sat Jun-12-10 04:56 PM
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7. Too late...

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