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47of74 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-16-10 02:01 AM
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Pat Robertson and touchdown Jesus getting ruined.
I found myself wondering if Pat Robertson had any thoughts on the destruction of Touchdown Jesus. Alas, he of the regular inserting of foot in mouth declined to divine a reason why Touchdown Jesus was struck by lighting and burned to the ground.

To find some modern-day meaning in Touchdown Jesus, we turned to Pat Robertson, host of "The 700 Club," who has divined meaning from Hurricane Katrina (abortionists?) and the Haitian earthquake (historic pact with the Devil?). Alas, he declined through a publicist to interpret the significance of the lightning strike.
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Newest Reality Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-16-10 02:24 AM
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1. The stupid god
who is also vindictive, childish, and rather petty gets revenge and proves a point by generalizing and punishing the group for the sins of a few. Notice how they emulate that in schools and the military, etc. Nice little mind fuck for the unenlightened. Some love it and agree with the abuse of their very beings in that game.

The smart god has no problem with dealing with individual offenders by tossing in Cosmic rotten eggs and spiritual hair-balls into their individual existence, as I think we could all attest to the way life goes and judging by our personal experiences of the oneupmanship of the righteous who screw us into the ground while we do our best to live our own true nature while they evoke scripture as they rape, pillage and loot whatever we hold dear or have left of value.

While I firmly attest to the fact that I am currently neither a theist or an atheist, I simply have to comment on the nature of the game and how it is being played, regardless. If you actually live the life that you profess to believe in, then I honor you no matter how fantasy-based that ideology is. At least I can know and see where you comf from and why. If you espouse one thing and live another, well, that is what I have strived to overcome in my own life and I place little value on, nor can I validate or support, your convoluted and confused means of perpetrating that deception upon myself or others.

The truth is, everything we think and dream and value is a matter of abstraction when it comes to what is actually out there and potentially real. On that kind of common ground, it is matter of using your ingrained and natural intelligence, (think multi-million-year-old bio-computer) to discern the game, the playing field, and how it is played. If you cannot, or will not, do that, the winners will always be the ones who can oneup you in the game and then, they will also decide the rules.
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old mark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-16-10 03:44 AM
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2. Personally, I think THE G-D OF ABRAHAM decided he hates certain
parts of Ohio.

The parts that are hi in the middle, not round on the ends...

mark
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Scuba Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-16-10 04:25 AM
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3. Interesting that Touchdown Jesus gets zapped by lightening....
...but the Gay Pride Parade came off without a hitch.
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