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Scuba Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-16-10 07:11 AM
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Touchdown Jesus zapped by lightening, Gay Pride parade unscathed.
That pretty much sums things up.
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dipsydoodle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-16-10 07:15 AM
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1. lol
Would you have expected otherwise.
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Scuba Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-16-10 07:17 AM
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3. I had no expectation. Lightening is a random act caused by ...
...oh oh science !! Most Americans just tuned out.
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Evasporque Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-16-10 07:52 AM
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9. yeah no....God punishing the idolitors...
Don't confused the already narrow minded...

Jesus Hates Kitch!
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mfcorey1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-16-10 07:16 AM
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2. You have me laughing so hard that I am sending my doctor bill to you for any damages.
Edited on Wed Jun-16-10 07:17 AM by mfcorey1
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stuntcat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-16-10 07:18 AM
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4. hah!
You made me laff! :rofl:
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trotsky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-16-10 07:28 AM
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5. Awesome.
:thumbsup: :rofl:

Anybody ask old Pat Robertson what he thinks of that?
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iamjoy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-16-10 07:41 AM
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6. So A Priest and a Minister
A priest and a minister are playing golf and the priest comes up to Tee, hits the ball and misses and says, "Oh @#*! I missed." The minister says, "you really should not curse, God does not like it." They go on. At the next hole, the priest once again misses and lets forth an expletive. The minister again warns him about language. This goes on for a few more holes, each time the priest missing and each time saying "Oh @#*! I missed." And each time the minister says something about the language displeasing God.

Well, finally, a big bolt of lightning comes out of the sky, hits the minister and knocks him dead. And this great booming voice from heaven says, "Oh @#*! I missed."

:P
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xchrom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-16-10 07:42 AM
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7. That was pretty damn funny! Nt
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treestar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-16-10 07:43 AM
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8. Thor has spoken.
:nuke:
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