You Should Totally Apologize to BP

Add your apology to the website.
http://apologizetobp.com/submit

Here are a few:

Hey, BP. Look, I'm really sorry that the hair clippings that I sent you weren't able to pick up all that gulf oil. Every time I look in the mirror and see my bald head, I'm reminded of how I failed you.


I'm sorry BP. The money to clean up the spill should be taken out of medicare and social security benefits for old people. You should be rewarded for your pluck and determination in finding the oil in the first place.


It's not all your fault, BP.
So sorry that you had to spend countless millions of dollars lobbying our government officials to look the other way as you irresponsibly put our planet in peril. Shouldn't the politicians share responsibility and give the money back to help pay for the damages?

Think about it. Other corporations just aren't involved in drilling deep. Instead, some make food laced with E. coli. Sorry to ruin the BP hate.

Campaign finance reform would go a long way in solving our problems. How can we expect a responsible government if legislators represent their corporate sponsors rather than our country and its citizens? Can we ever hope for a government with ethics?

shortcuts. Sorry that you fouled the Gulf and its shores. Sorry that you suck so bad.