Not To Wish Ill On ANYONE, But... What Do You Think Cheney's Last Words Will Be ???

Last Words, Death Bed Statements . . .

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Thomas Jefferson--still survives...
~~ John Adams, US President, d. July 4, 1826
(Actually, Jefferson had died earlier that same day.)

This is the last of earth! I am content.
~~ John Quincy Adams, US President, d. February 21, 1848

See in what peace a Christian can die.
~~ Joseph Addison, writer, d. June 17, 1719

Is it not meningitis?
~~ Louisa M. Alcott, writer, d. 1888

Waiting are they? Waiting are they? Well--let 'em wait.
In response to an attending doctor who attempted to comfort him by saying, "General, I fear the angels are waiting for you."
~~ Ethan Allen, American Revolutionary general, d. 1789

Am I dying or is this my birthday?
When she woke briefly during her last illness and found all her family around her bedside.
~~ Lady Nancy Astor, d. 1964

Nothing, but death.
When asked by her sister, Cassandra, if there was anything she wanted.
~~ Jane Austen, writer, d. July 18, 1817

Codeine . . . bourbon.
~~ Tallulah Bankhead, actress, d. December 12, 1968

How were the receipts today at Madison Square Garden?
~~ P. T. Barnum, entrepreneur, d. 1891

I can't sleep.
~~ James M. Barrie, author, d. 1937

Is everybody happy? I want everybody to be happy. I know I'm happy.
~~ Ethel Barrymore, actress, d. June 18, 1959

Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to happen to him.
~~ John Barrymore, actor, d. May 29, 1942

I am ready to die for my Lord, that in my blood the Church may obtain liberty and peace.
~~ Thomas à Becket, Archbishop of Canterbury, d.1170

Now comes the mystery.
~~ Henry Ward Beecher, evangelist, d. March 8, 1887

Friends applaud, the comedy is finished.
~~ Ludwig van Beethoven, composer, d. March 26, 1827

I should never have switched from Scotch to Martinis.
~~ Humphrey Bogart, actor, d. January 14, 1957

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Much more: http://www.corsinet.com/braincandy/dying.html

:shrug:

:evilgrin:

:D

He'll be saying it in his next life as a sea cucumber.

I guess it'll always be a mystery.

Rosebud was the name of his favorite torture facility.

Fire burn and cauldron bubble." -cackle-

his immortal words.

Of course, from him, something that polite would be a symptom of severe brain damage...

:dem:

-Laelth

And then the demons from hell will drag him into the underworld where the birds will endlessly peck at his eys....well I always had a good imagination.

eom

and waterboarding is not torture".

...jeez, what it takes to get me to say this kind of stuff ...

It's in Switzerland and the Caymans. Turdblossom knows where."

***croak***

We'll find out that all he wanted was a sled.

"I want more."

I want my mommy!

A fitting end to a greedy life.

how come yo didn't get me a heart transplant from a 15 year old.

:party:

Do Iraq and Afghanistan still bleed? So unfair, this chiseler Death. So many natural wonders left undefiled. So many lands uninvaded. So much slaughter left unsung. Hitler killed 50 million. If only I'd had...more...just little more. Bring me Saddam's head, I want to hold it...one last time.

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"It wasn't easy stealing all that money."

;)

--With apologies to the esteemed Oscar Wilde.

...a dn Dell, the girl in Crying Game is really a guy! Hahahahaha... Gasp!

Following a fair trial, of course.

"Save the leaking oil!"

"I have other priorities."

but that will be (i hope) my last words not mr. cheneys

i don't care any more what he has to say, he's over, he's done, let him rest, nothing can be fixed now by chasing him

what was fixed by hanging saddam hussein? exactly nothing

at some point, the past is the past, you can only move forward

(Right before Peter hits the button to send the SOB to hell.
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He actually never said "Thomas Jefferson still survives",

Earlier in the day, he said, "Thomas Jefferson..." and then it trailed off into something unintelligible.

His last words were to his granddaughter: "Help me, child! Help me."

Source: "Twilight at Monticello", by Alan Peel Crawford.

... and suffer (?) the same fate that Ken Lay did.

Perhaps to avoid him at some point being forced to testify about his knowledge of energy agreements with BP, torture issues, etc. that could point fingers at other people, much like Ken Lay being "silenced" earlier helped stopped trials, culpability, etc. of other Enron crooks as well. And who knows if Cheney uses a fake "death" maybe like Ken Lay, they could be both sipping Mai Tais on a beach in the Caymans (or in Dubai)...

I kid you not. They were in response to the alarm clock going off.

I don't give a rat's ass what the big Dick's final words will be; but he's not allowed to use "Damn it". Those were my dad's.

And, my dad had more humanity in his little finger than Cheney could ever manage to muster up, even if he lives to be 150.

On a serious note, I really liked Beecher's last words.

or, you know that horse I had? I fucked him.

Captain James T. Kirk: "oh my..."

I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith

I rode a tank
Held a general's rank
When the Blitzkrieg raged
And the bodies stank

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name, oh yeah
What's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah"

in my life

"I want my money aaaaaarrrrrrrgh."