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formercia Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-28-10 06:39 AM
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Flash: Dick Cheney to be released from hospital today.
God unable to negotiate a compromise.

Satan refuses to take him, fearing his job may be at risk.

Demons continue to filibuster.

Fallen Angels continue to obstruct progress.
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annabanana Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-28-10 06:40 AM
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1. And yet Sen Byrd has left us. . . . . n/t
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malaise Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-28-10 06:46 AM
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4. That was my thought when I read of Byrd's death
but then I noted that Byrd died peacefully - let Cheney continue to live in fear of the next medical crisis. It's the only justice he will be served.
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formercia Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-28-10 11:33 AM
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6. Perhaps Prescott Bush Jr. can petition Satan on Cheney's behalf.
Prescott and Satan go back a long ways.
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Connie_Corleone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-28-10 06:41 AM
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2. Damn.
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Jamastiene Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-28-10 06:42 AM
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3. Time to Re-Hide your valuables, folks.
Nothing and no one is safe with that man on the loose.
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formercia Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-28-10 01:00 PM
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8. Too late.
Better not look now, they're already gone.
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-28-10 06:54 AM
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5. He needed a recharge so he could defend BP and Halliburton
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lpbk2713 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-28-10 11:37 AM
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7. Bear with me while I repeat myself ...




We ought to be calling him Hyman Roth.

He's been dying of the same heart attack for twenty years. :eyes:



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