Say sumpin nice about Jefferson Beauregard Sessions aka Gin Blossom Jeffie

Stinky The Clown

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Tue Jun-29-10 09:25 PM
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Say sumpin nice about Jefferson Beauregard Sessions aka Gin Blossom Jeffie

I betcha can't.

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hlthe2b

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Tue Jun-29-10 09:27 PM
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1. Ahh, isn't it nice that affirmative action has given a Keebler elf

a Senate slot... :evilgrin:

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Bozita

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Tue Jun-29-10 09:27 PM
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2. He's sooo much taller when he wears that nice white hat

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DJ13

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Tue Jun-29-10 09:28 PM
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3. He hasnt been caught in diapers

yet

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UTUSN

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Tue Jun-29-10 09:29 PM
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4. Uh... NO?!1 But thanks anyway for the opportunity!1 BTW Elena KICKED HIS ASS!1 n/t

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Tue Jun-29-10 09:29 PM
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5. He's a frequent guest at Sammy's Go Go in Birmingham,

and makes no secret of his presence there, to the point that the emcee has been known to put the spotlight on him. He even brings presents to his favorite stripper.

Interesting contrast to his constant family values drivel, isn't it?

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Toucano

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Tue Jun-29-10 09:29 PM
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6. "Boy, I say, son"

Edited on Tue Jun-29-10 09:30 PM by Toucano

He talks like Foghorn Leghorn (whom I love)

He might say, re: Jeffie:

"Boy's as sharp as a bowling ball."

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smokey nj

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Tue Jun-29-10 09:29 PM
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7. Why would anyone want to say something nice about J-Beau?

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Tansy_Gold

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Tue Jun-29-10 09:30 PM
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8. No. I don't hafta and you can't make me.

So there.

Tansy Gold

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Tansy_Gold

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Tue Jun-29-10 09:30 PM
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9. No. I don't hafta and you can't make me.

So there.

Tansy Gold

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nadinbrzezinski

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Tue Jun-29-10 09:32 PM
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10. He has an interesting taste in ties

:hi:

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blm

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Tue Jun-29-10 09:35 PM
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11. When he's silent he's not nearly as ugly as when he's talking.

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pinboy3niner

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Tue Jun-29-10 09:42 PM
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12. For a Keebler Elf to rise to GOP hatchet man is IMPRESSIVE!

What do I win? Okay, "impressive" is not the same thing as "admirable," but who cares? What do I win? :evilgrin:

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Ozymanithrax

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Tue Jun-29-10 09:45 PM
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13. In the right light his forehead shines like a mirror. n/t

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alfredo

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Tue Jun-29-10 09:45 PM
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14. He seems to be able to walk upright.

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mitchum

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Tue Jun-29-10 09:46 PM
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15. He has stopped beating his slaves

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Patsy Stone

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Tue Jun-29-10 09:47 PM
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16. Nah... gah... dah...

Nope.

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pscot

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Tue Jun-29-10 09:49 PM
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17. He's a wanker

Sorry. I couldn't help it.

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Ikonoklast

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Tue Jun-29-10 09:50 PM
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18. For a person as ignorant as he is, you'd think he'd drool more.

And he doesn't smell near as bad as you think he might...just a little on the urine smell side, not too much.

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DinahMoeHum

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Tue Jun-29-10 09:51 PM
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19. He puts the myth of WASP supremacy to rest. . .

by his own example.

:evilgrin:

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ashling

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Tue Jun-29-10 09:53 PM
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20. His head might be just what is needed

to stop the oil geyser .

JUNK SHOT !

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BlueIdaho

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Tue Jun-29-10 09:55 PM
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21. He dresses real nice considering he shops in the boys section at Walmart.

Edited on Tue Jun-29-10 09:56 PM by BlueIdaho

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MO_Dem

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Tue Jun-29-10 10:17 PM
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22. He makes me PROUD

THAT I'M A DEMOCRAT!! O8)

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ejbrush

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Tue Jun-29-10 10:38 PM
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23. He's a fairly effective carbon-sequestering object. N/T

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TroglodyteScholar

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Tue Jun-29-10 10:39 PM
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24. No.

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rpannier

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Tue Jun-29-10 10:39 PM
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25. From the Simpsons

One day he'll be dead and that's good

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lunasun

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Tue Jun-29-10 11:30 PM
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26. His voice is not as annoying or fey as Lindsey Graham=nice as I kin git eom

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Zoeisright

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Tue Jun-29-10 11:34 PM
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27. He's old. Hopefully getting closer to the end.

That's all I've got, other than the fact that I never have to meet him.

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Lugnut

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Wed Jun-30-10 12:38 AM
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28. You're right.

I can't say anything nice about ole Jeff.

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immoderate

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Wed Jun-30-10 12:47 AM
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29. HE'S A PIECE OF SHIT!!

What? :shrug: That was nice!

--imm

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