BPs new and improved 10 Commandments - Democratic Underground

Jeffersons Ghost

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Wed Jun-30-10 11:11 AM
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BPs new and improved 10 Commandments

I am the Lord of Oil your God
You shall have no other energy sources before me
You shall not make for yourself an honest living without using my stations
You shall not make wrongful use of ethanol
Remember the Sabbath and keep working to make me wealthier
Dishonor your Mother Earth, like I do
You shall commit murder in the Mid-East to enhance my profits
You shall not commit adultery by doing business with other stations
You shall not steal gas at my stations but I'll rob you blind at the pumps
I shall bear false witness to the media
You shall not covet your neighbors credit card
I shall continue to covet oil under water, land or on foreign soil

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Jeffersons Ghost

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Wed Jun-30-10 11:27 AM
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1. I'll give it 1 kick

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