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Amerigo Vespucci Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-08-10 03:01 PM
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Fox enjoying themselves TOO much..."They will lift up her mouth, her tongue, and then make her..."
Inside Lindsay Lohan's Upcoming Prison Cell Hell

By Hollie McKay

Published July 08, 2010



This is the inside of a prison cell at the Lynwood Correctional Facility in Lynwood, Calif., where Lohan (inset) will likely be incarcerated.

The Los Angeles club scene is certainly going to be quieter come July 20th when Lindsay Lohan surrenders to authorities and embarks on her 90-day jail sentence as a result of violating the terms of her probation.

The experience is bound to be an agonizing one for the 24-year-old, who will have to temporarily lead a lifestyle of loneliness in a dark cell, most likely at the Lynwood Correctional Facility in Lynwood, Calif. There, for most of the day, she will be bereft of cigarettes and Twitter, allowed only to see her family on two scheduled days per week.

However, what many may perceive as the most unwelcome component of the sentence will at least be over first.

“Lindsay is going to go through formal intake, where she will be subject to a full cavity search. (Prison officials) will search her – they will lift up her mouth, and her tongue, and then make her take her clothes off and they'll search her. It's very invasive for the simple fact that people can hide drugs in crevices, and they just have to check to see because that's how drugs are smuggled into the jail,” Darmar Strong, owner of Second Chance Bail Bonds in Los Angeles, told Pop Tarts. “It's very, very demeaning and the reason they do it is to check for drugs, but also to let you know that your rights are limited when you're in a facility. Whenever that happens, like using the bathroom in front of people, the most basic rights that you have are taken away.”

It is expected that Lohan will be placed in solitary confinement and granted limited contact with other inmates, as well as the “privilege” of stepping out into the sunshine for a small amount of time each day. And needless to say, the menu will be a far cry from the delicacies at the Chateau Marmont, her favorite haunt.

http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2010/07/08/inside-lindsay-lohans-upcoming-prison-cell-hell/
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Radical Activist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-08-10 03:03 PM
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1. How pointless.
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Amerigo Vespucci Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-08-10 03:08 PM
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4. In high school, I was the third car in a 3-car pileup on the Bayshore Freeway.
A woman decided that it would be a good idea to come to a complete stop to allow oncoming traffic onto the freeway.

I was the third car in the pileup.

I was lucky...my car was totaled, but I was told later that another 5-10 miles of speed before impact would have meant that I would not "have legs."

I did get a bloody nose out of it...and as I stood on the side of the freeway with the other people involved, I saw a car go by.

White, 30-something, man and woman, pointing at us and LAUGHING their asses off.

The Fox story is reaching out to the same demographic.

Lohan fucked UP. She is not a "victim," she fucked UP, and it caught up with her, but she needs help, and she should not be the source of ridicule.

But that's the price of fame, I guess.
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Uncle Joe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-08-10 03:29 PM
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8. I agree with your take on it.


The Fox story is reaching out to the same demographic.

Lohan fucked UP. She is not a "victim," she fucked UP, and it caught up with her, but she needs help, and she should not be the source of ridicule.




I see the same thing regarding reaching out to this demographic from the likes of Leno during his monologue, he usually trashes or piles on the down and out, never taking on the entrenched powers that be.

It kind of reminds me of that verse in the Eagles' song "Kick'em when they're up, kick'em when they're down."

As for the issue of feeling empathy I don't view that as being exclusive to an income or social class.

Thanks for the thread, Amerigo.
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backwoodsbob Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-08-10 03:06 PM
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2. who fucking cares
spoiled rich girl finally pushes too far.

Let me reset and check my empathy meter....hmmm....nope...still don't give a shit
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Angry Dragon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-08-10 03:07 PM
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3. She would make a great fox anchor
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derby378 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-08-10 03:10 PM
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5. Ick - sounds like Darmar wants to watch
If I ever need a bail bondsman, I think I'll take my chances with Dog the Bounty Hunter instead.
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NeedleCast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-08-10 03:13 PM
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6. Ugh, who cares?
I avoid main stream media sources so I don't have to see this vapid shit. Why do people insist on bringing the tabloid drama to DU?
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Unrepentant Fenian Donating Member (707 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-12-10 11:55 PM
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14. So people will click on it? Seems to have worked!
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MarkInSavannah Donating Member (36 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-08-10 03:19 PM
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7. Not going to be a popular response but,
don't shoot the messenger here. Lindsay has enjoyed the advantages of wealth, fame, and career which in the span of three short years has all gone straight down the toilet. The conclusions, invariably drawn here are 1) It's her parent's fault 2) It's her agent's fault 3) It's (my favorite) the criminal justice system's fault. Through the narcissistic attitude she has maintained through all of this; telling her she's untouchable because of who she is, has all come crashing down on her head. Sorry, but I think for her own good, she needs a grand and heaping helping of reality. There is still so much time for her to get back on her feet - I'm rooting for her but I'm not feeling sorry for her.
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johnnyrocket Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-12-10 10:02 PM
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9. She needs jail, it's her only hope of getting a clue about her failings.
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miscsoc Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-12-10 10:05 PM
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10. Reminds me a bit of this:
Edited on Mon Jul-12-10 10:06 PM by miscsoc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPlEIryW8zA

The Daily Mail's sort of a British print equivalent of Fox News

Actually it would be funny to do a "Fox News Island" faux-documentary
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Tsiyu Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-12-10 10:59 PM
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11. I don't know what she did wrong
don't follow that shit, but if everyone is just exploding with glee over her cavity searches, i guess they wouldn't mind the same for themselves.

Sick frickin world....
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Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-12-10 11:04 PM
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12. Foxnews and cavity searches...did anyone check their cranium?
we can all see their mandibles work...yackyackyack...I bet they are all 'hollows'.
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knownothing Donating Member (63 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-12-10 11:13 PM
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13. Dirty Laundry by Don Henley
Edited on Mon Jul-12-10 11:15 PM by knownothing
Watch the video here:

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x33q6c_don-henley-dirty-laundry-live

Sure is the case with Lindsey Lohan. Don't you find it depressing that people know more about celebrities than politics?
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Hannah Bell Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-13-10 12:27 AM
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15. yes, i do. i also find it depressing that gossip items at DU often get more hits than political
ones.

particularly political ones that aren't essentially gossip items (e.g. sarah palin's hairdo)
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Kievan Rus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-13-10 12:48 AM
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16. Bread and circuses
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