"Praise the Lord and pass the gas." Please come CAPTION Head Wreck!!!!

skip fox

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Fri Jul-09-10 07:58 AM
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"Praise the Lord and pass the gas." Please come CAPTION Head Wreck!!!!

Edited on Fri Jul-09-10 08:05 AM by skip fox

Head Wreck, under a storm of neuronal misfirings, is saying, ". . . and we need Jesus back in government! . . . He taught us how to be good citizens and did so in plain English!!! . . . In the Bible, it's in red. . . . America, look it up."

(Informational moment. At DU the tradition has been to create CAPTIONs when using it as a verb in the subject line. Thus, CAPTIONs are creative. But in a way, they often attempt to be more essential than the actual statements, closer to the spirit--here the idiocy--of the person than his literal spew.)

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marmar

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Fri Jul-09-10 08:01 AM
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1. Yeah, the Bible, with its Hebrew-Aramaic origins, was written in PLAIN ENGLISH !!!

This man takes idiocy to an art form.

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Deep13

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Fri Jul-09-10 08:07 AM
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2. "I value gold bullion, not the Golden Rule....

anyway, corporations have the gold, so they make the rules."

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burnsei sensei

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Fri Jul-09-10 08:12 AM
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3. "All I desire is your trust and confidence,

you will not repent it."
Adolf Hitler.
Glenn Beck's great hero-- the man on whom he has patterned his life.

Here is a man for whom there is no Lent, and never has been.

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skip fox

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Fri Jul-09-10 09:26 AM
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4. "And my book's better than all of Shakespeare's put together because:

Edited on Fri Jul-09-10 09:30 AM by skip fox

One: I don't believe in witches or magic. Two: I don't have no kings running around looking for their horse. And three: because my characters are really deep and intelligent, not just spewing word gas up the reader's ass. . . . Oh yeah, and you don't need a dictionary to understand it."

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skip fox

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Fri Jul-09-10 03:53 PM
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5. "America, someday they're going to write a great big book about me.

And you'll all be the little people in it. . . . And every time they quote me it will be in red."

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LawnKorn

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Sat Jul-10-10 05:02 AM
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6. Just a pinch of obstructionism in the Democrat's legalization will serve my master's interests well

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