Give the guy a diploma, and he's ready to squirt. Please come CAPTION Head Wreck!!!!

skip fox

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Sat Jul-10-10 08:27 AM
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Give the guy a diploma, and he's ready to squirt. Please come CAPTION Head Wreck!!!!

Edited on Sat Jul-10-10 08:35 AM by skip fox

Head Wreck, who commonly mistakes gas for a thought, is "thinking": "Wow!!! . . . Doctor Beck! . . . I wish all those kids who teased me, calling me a dunce and stuff, could see me now. . . . I bet they'd feel sorry for everything they did like when they caught me jerking off behind the coat rack, or laughing at me and holding their noses when I had an accident down below, or pointing at me when I'd hold myself . . . (heck, I'd just get lonely). . . . I bet they feel like shit right about now, like a fat, greasy dump about the size of a restaurant refrigerator!!! . . . Geez, that makes me so happy I think I'm gonna cry."

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BrklynLiberal

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Sat Jul-10-10 08:36 AM
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1. -puke-..........for the man, the idea, and the picture

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skip fox

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Sat Jul-10-10 08:38 AM
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2. Head Wreck just finished saying, "Liberty University, you won't regret this.

Edited on Sat Jul-10-10 08:39 AM by skip fox

I'm going to use the doctorate you conferred on me to start my own university where I'll try with every fiber of my mind and body to impart knowledge just as solid and profound as what you provide your students!"

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marmar

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Sat Jul-10-10 08:47 AM
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3. He's a really dumb-looking individual

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skip fox

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Sat Jul-10-10 11:44 AM
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4. Head is thinking, "I think I may have wet myself." n/t

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lunatica

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Sat Jul-10-10 11:46 AM
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5. If only that really gorgeous girl who laughed at me could see me now

Edited on Sat Jul-10-10 11:47 AM by lunatica

Damn. Why am I always a dollar late and a day short?

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skip fox

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Sat Jul-10-10 11:56 AM
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7. For Head Wreck, that may be ". . . a day short and a dollar late."

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Dr Morbius

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Sat Jul-10-10 11:51 AM
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6. Until now, I had no preconceptions about Liberty University.

I would have assumed they were like, you know, a real university or something. That their diploma was as likely to mean something as anyone else's, besides perhaps a university I've heard of and already respect. But now I know that seeing a diploma from Liberty University hanging on someone's wall is probably a sign that you're dealing with an idiot.

Lord, I wish that man would just GO AWAY. I wish my country would collectively turn our backs on him until he quietly gets the message and disappears. What a loathsome turd.

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skip fox

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Sat Jul-10-10 01:32 PM
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8. Head is thinking, "And those teachers who would laugh at me and call me chuckle-head, and

the preacher who used to say cruel things to me and the doctor who'd play 'Pinch the Pecker' and 'Bum Smack' . . . This is like spitting in their face at last! . . . . I don't think I've ever been this happy!"

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