So Sarah Palin is going all Shakespearean on us?

Well, here are some of the things Shakespeare might have said about Sarah Palin:

From All's Well That Ends Well

"Pray you, stand farther from me."
"She is too mean to have her name repeated."
"The complaints I have heard of you I do not all believe;'tis my slowness that I do not, for I know you lack not folly to commit them and have ability enough to make such knaveries yours."

From The Comedy of Errors

"She's the kitchen wench, and all grease ; and I know not what use to put her but to make a lamp of her and run her from her own light. I warrant, her rags and the tallow in them will burn a Poland winter. If she lives till doomsday, she'll burn a week longer than the whole world."
"Dissembling harlot, thou are false in all."

From Coriolanus

"Boils and plagues plaster you over, that you may be abhorred farther than seen and one infect another against the wind a mile. "

From Love's Labors Lost

"A whitely wanton with a velvet brow, with two pitch balls stuck in her face for eyes."
"You talk greasily, your lips grow foul."
"A most pathetical nit."
"A huge translation of hypocrisy, vilely compiled, profound simplicity."

From The Taming of The Shrew

"Think'st thou, though her father be very rich, any man is so very a fool to be married to hell?"
"There's small choice in rotten apples."
"I know she is an irksome brawling scold."
"A monster, a very monster in apparel."

From King Lear

"From the extremest upward of thy head to the descent and dust beneath thy foot, a most toad spotted traitor."


Want more? Check out the insults from all Shakespeare's plays at:

http://www.insults.net/html/shakespeare/

I know Shakespeare. Sarah Palin is no Shakespeare...

What was the question ?

wins hands down :rofl:

of her. :rofl:

:D

"Fear not! For I am rough, and woo not like a babe!"

I have no spur to prick the side of my intent----(except money money money to get me elected president)