The Good, The Bad and The Ugly of the Republican bible

Good

Cutting corporate taxes

States rights

All elected Republicans (and George W. Bush too)

Doing away with the death tax

Republican Christians

Low wages for working people

Doing away with capital gains taxes

Cheap labor

Greed

War

Owning voting machines

Fox News


Bad

Labor unions

Unemployment insurance

Universal health care

A minimum wage

Democrats, liberals, progressives

Black people, brown people, yellow people

Muslims and all other THEMS

Medicare & Medicaid

Social Security

Activist judges

Sympathy and empathy

Taxes


Ugly

Obama, Pelosi, Reid, Olbermann, Maddow, Ed Schultz, Jon Stewart, Bill Moyers, Bob Herbert, Paul Krugman, Eugene Robinson, and anyone who agrees with any of them.

Note: The Republican bible is not sold in bookstores. These phrases must be memorized by every elected Republican and repeated endlessly. Failure to do so puts one in danger of being thrown to the flesh eaters at Fox News, or into the jaws of the Jabba the Hutt of Palm Beach.