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rbrnmw Donating Member (789 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-31-10 11:17 AM
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My Son made a list of classes you can take at Glenn Beck University
See if you can add to it May be fun

Misspellingg 101
Economy Investing in Gold
How to use Visine to fool your audience

He's 15
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louis-t Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-31-10 11:26 AM
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1. I thought he used Vick's VapoRub.
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rbrnmw Donating Member (789 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-31-10 11:27 AM
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3. I did to but my son thinks it is Visine
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AlabamaLibrul Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-31-10 11:29 AM
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4. It is, in fact, VapoRub
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNVqoDw8X5s

:toast:
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rbrnmw Donating Member (789 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-31-10 11:33 AM
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8. thanks for the link
I will now be able to show him the error of his ways lol
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Kurovski Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-31-10 12:26 PM
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17. Isn't that just for a photoshoot?
I think he really cries on his show. He's got an awful lot to cry about at any rate.
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Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-31-10 12:23 PM
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15. I think your son means visine as in Glenn is a pothead and uses visine
to 'hide' his state while on TV.
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rbrnmw Donating Member (789 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-31-10 06:58 PM
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35. Maybe
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Warpy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-31-10 11:27 AM
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2. You didn't have any stupid children, that's for sure.
While he might temporarily disappoint you if he ever has a fundy and/or GOP girlfriend, the injection won't take for long. He's much too smart for that.

Tent preaching 101: how to make your sheep eager to be fleeced.

How to use Vick's Vapo-Rub to make friends and influence people.

How to FUBAR art history and get people looking for commies on buildings, everwhere.

Bubbles on Blackboards 101, arrows extra credit.
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rbrnmw Donating Member (789 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-31-10 11:31 AM
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5. dup
Edited on Sat Jul-31-10 11:32 AM by rbrnmw
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rbrnmw Donating Member (789 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-31-10 11:31 AM
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6. Those are awesome His GF is a from a progressive family
Edited on Sat Jul-31-10 11:31 AM by rbrnmw
Nice group of people I worked with her Mother during the Kerry campaign
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AnArmyVeteran Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-31-10 04:33 PM
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22. Exploiting the Gullible 142
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Wounded Bear Donating Member (665 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-31-10 11:31 AM
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7. Race-baiting 101/201 nt
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Kurovski Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-31-10 11:58 AM
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9. "How to Dress like an Assclown for Fun and Profit."
"American Theater in Everyday Life"

"Practical Hucksterism"

"Avoiding Mental Health Care"
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rbrnmw Donating Member (789 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-31-10 12:05 PM
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10. Avoiding Mental Health Perfect
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Kurovski Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-31-10 12:22 PM
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14. Here's a philosophy based class...
"The Conundrum of Decency"
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Kurovski Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-31-10 12:24 PM
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16. Oh, by the way...
tell your kid to keep up the good work. Humor will sustain him as an American. ;)

The humor also helps to keep a good number of lifelong friends by your side.
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xchrom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-31-10 12:10 PM
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11. How to be Stoopid and make money at it. advanced degree. nt
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Johonny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-31-10 12:15 PM
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12. Drinking
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Kurovski Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-31-10 04:28 PM
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18. "Drinking, Addiction and Sexual Identity Panic."
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PA Democrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-31-10 12:21 PM
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13. Advanced Hypocrisy 201
Illogic 101

American Oligarhy

Blackboard Scribbling for Dummies
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Ikonoklast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-31-10 04:30 PM
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19. He has a fine Bullshit Meter.
It will be a help his entire life.
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AnArmyVeteran Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-31-10 04:31 PM
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20. How Fingers Coated with Onion Juice can Produce Waterfall-Sized Tears 101
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Kurovski Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-31-10 04:31 PM
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21. "Masturbate and Switch: Profit Models Based on Nationalist Group Narcissism"
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Dark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-31-10 04:37 PM
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23. "How to get away with raping and murdering a girl in the 1990s."
http://digg.com/politics/Glenn_Beck_Raped_And_Murdered_A_Girl_In_1990
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Kurovski Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-31-10 05:26 PM
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27. What's good for the goose...
is good for the other goose.
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Kurovski Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-31-10 05:07 PM
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24. "Rytuiup, Tifret and Kleftyune: Messrcnit of Drebstwan"
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SalmonChantedEvening Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-31-10 05:17 PM
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25. Blackboard Jingoism 101 n/t
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Kurovski Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-31-10 05:25 PM
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26. "Blackboard Bungle: A History of Pseudo Education"?
Hi, sexy bastard. :hi:

Are you going to ignore me the way president wetzelbill did? Goddamitalltohell.
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SalmonChantedEvening Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-31-10 06:06 PM
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29. Not a chance hunkahunka ;)
:hug: hey there :hug:

He's still looking for those offshore account numbers. Poor lad.

How's thee mon ami? :D
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Kurovski Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-31-10 06:20 PM
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30. I'm just perfectly horrible, goddammit!
How dare you ask me such an impertinent question!! You're worse than Obama, you are!!!

:hug: :loveya: Howz DU been, how did it go on Facebook? Did you fall in love with enchantress Sarah P? Did you befriend any assholes working in Govt.?

(And as for you fucking loser right-wing lurkers, I'm the homo, not him. Ya' morons.)
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SalmonChantedEvening Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-31-10 06:25 PM
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31. I'm just a big fan is all. ;)
DU's been ok for me, facebook's been great fun, and egads that woman , she makes abstinence fond to my heart.

Only the assholes that can get me cheap polynesian hash. And hula babes.

RW lurkers. Not good as pets. More fun as cautionary tales.

Bubulah :loveya:
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Kurovski Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-31-10 06:26 PM
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32. Good info.
I'll be seeing you.

Tell Todd P. I'm waiting.
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SalmonChantedEvening Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-31-10 06:38 PM
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33. Til then my dear fellow. :)
Snow Machines Ahoy!! :hi:
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AnnInLa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-31-10 05:33 PM
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28. Beck would never use a BLACK board
he uses a white board, you betcha.
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SalmonChantedEvening Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-31-10 06:55 PM
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34. Chalkboard then. Most chalk comes in approved shades.
:hi:
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rbrnmw Donating Member (789 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-31-10 07:01 PM
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38. LMAO
approved shades love it
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miscsoc Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-31-10 07:00 PM
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36. Information Design for Conspiratorial diagrammers
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johnnie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-31-10 07:01 PM
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37. Math 102
Prerequisite: Math 103
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Yeahyeah Donating Member (741 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-31-10 07:05 PM
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39. Der Fuhrer's Favorite Bible Quotations
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political_Dem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-31-10 07:33 PM
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40. Art 101: The Fine Art of the Diaper Fetish: a Master Class by Sen. Vitter
Econ 101: Marry her, Steal Her Money, Make Her A Sexless Fundy, Have A Mistress On The Side, taught by Newt Gingrich with a special guest lecture by Sen. John McCain.

Psychology 101: Who Me? I'm No Racist-- Rand Paul lectures on the finer points of fooling the public while espousing the overthrow of the Civil Right Act of 1964.

Sociology 101: The Lessons of Dick Cheney

English 101: The Poetry of Donald Rumsfeld

English 102: The Erotica of Lyn Cheney

History 101: Manifest Destiny, Or Making Colored People Assimilate to WASP Ideals--enthusiastically taught by Patrick Buchanan

:sarcasm:
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