There's a "professional" left? Cool! How can I join!

Ken Burch

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Tue Aug-10-10 05:53 PM
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There's a "professional" left? Cool! How can I join!

I've been wanting to get paid for being a leftist.

Is there a pension plan, too?

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Jamastiene

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Tue Aug-10-10 05:54 PM
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1. We movin' on up now.

They called us professional. We've finally arrived. Hello fellow pro.

:rofl:

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Ken Burch

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Tue Aug-10-10 06:34 PM
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21. For a second there, I thought you were going to quote the ENTIRE theme from "The Jeffersons".

Scary.

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myrna minx

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Tue Aug-10-10 06:42 PM
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24. I can't wait to raid the office supplies.

:woohoo:

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Jamastiene

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Tue Aug-10-10 09:36 PM
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34. I call dibs on the extra paper and erasers!

:woohoo:

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MichiganVote

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Tue Aug-10-10 05:57 PM
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2. So we're not dirty Hippies anymore?

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Ken Burch

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Tue Aug-10-10 06:52 PM
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25. ...cause we all took a shower, maybe?

n/t.

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MichiganVote

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Tue Aug-10-10 07:02 PM
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26. Or took a bath after Bush?

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OnionPatch

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Tue Aug-10-10 07:27 PM
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29. LOL!

:spray:

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DearAbby

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Tue Aug-10-10 05:59 PM
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3. Does it come with a healthcare plan?..n/t

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FirstLight

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Tue Aug-10-10 06:00 PM
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4. Yeah!

Edited on Tue Aug-10-10 06:01 PM by FirstLight

I'll sign up...do I get a card? ...what local should i report to?

I considermyself 'uber-lib' but Professional Leftist has a much better ring! Socialism for everyone!

:smoke: I'll toke to THAT! B-)

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awoke_in_2003

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Wed Aug-11-10 12:10 AM
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46. I have to change my business card...

it currently says "Professional Asshole", now I can add another title :)

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Blue_In_AK

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Tue Aug-10-10 06:00 PM
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5. When you find out, let me know. n/t

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WillyT

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Tue Aug-10-10 06:01 PM
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6. Aw Man... Do I Have To Wear A Suit And Tie Now ???

And where does one get their official documentation of Professional Leftist?

Is it lamb-skin, does it come in a wood frame...

:shrug:

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Jamastiene

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Tue Aug-10-10 09:38 PM
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35. It is probably a PDF file somewhere.

I just know it's a PDF file. I hope Sumatra will open it and I'm not forced to update Adobe Reader. :P

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awoke_in_2003

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Wed Aug-11-10 12:11 AM
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47. we are leftists...

we follow the Apple dress code :)

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valerief

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Tue Aug-10-10 06:02 PM
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7. Only for the Euro leftists, alas! nt

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ProfessionalLeftist

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Tue Aug-10-10 06:02 PM
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8. Kucinich is the President

of the Professional Leftists. C'mon in, water's fine! :hi:

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Poboy

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Tue Aug-10-10 06:05 PM
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9. Welcome, Mr. ProfessionalLeftist, hehe -nt

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LWolf

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Tue Aug-10-10 06:12 PM
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11. Welcome to DU, lol. nt

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WillyT

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Tue Aug-10-10 06:17 PM
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14. Welcome To DU, ProfessionalLeftist !!!

:toast::bounce::toast:

Glad ta have ya aboard!

:hi:

:rofl:

:evilgrin:

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ProfessionalLeftist

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Tue Aug-10-10 07:26 PM
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27. Mwhahahaaa

Gibby can kiss my Left buttcheek. :)

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WillyT

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Tue Aug-10-10 07:28 PM
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30. Mine Too !!!

:hi:

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Ishoutandscream2

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Tue Aug-10-10 10:09 PM
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37. LOL!! How awesome is that! Welcome, you ol' dirty lefty!!

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Sebastian Doyle

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Tue Aug-10-10 11:52 PM
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44. Howard Dean should be our President

because Gibbs and his buddy Rahm hate him far more than they do Dennis.

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awoke_in_2003

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Wed Aug-11-10 12:12 AM
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48. have you had your drug test yet?...

:rofl: Welcome to DU

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ProfessionalLeftist

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Wed Aug-11-10 01:29 AM
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51. I'm waiting....

;)

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Smashcut

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Tue Aug-10-10 06:12 PM
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10. yup. see my avatar

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orleans

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Tue Aug-10-10 11:56 PM
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45. i love it. n/t

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corpseratemedia

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Tue Aug-10-10 06:14 PM
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12. yes we're all "professionals" in high-paying jobs

which is why we're being "fucking retards" about NAFTA, the cat-food commission, unemployment extension, single-payer, etc.

yanno, we are all getting PAID BIG TIME to support the "other" professionals because, being well off professionals with good jobs, we ...oh yeah the logic behind inventing that phrase ends there

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SalmonChantedEvening

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Tue Aug-10-10 06:16 PM
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13. Just vote, then be asked to shush until the next election.

You'll be in.

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Norrin Radd

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Tue Aug-10-10 06:17 PM
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15. kr

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Contrary1

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Tue Aug-10-10 06:18 PM
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16. Sure there is! In fact, I am the treasurer of this esteemed group.

And for a mere $1,000.00, you can be one too. Feel free to join.

Do you have a Paypal account? :evilgrin:

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leeroysphitz

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Tue Aug-10-10 06:22 PM
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17. You can stay as long as you swear that when you breath it will be your own air. n/t

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scarletwoman

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Tue Aug-10-10 06:27 PM
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18. This is so cool! I was getting tired of giving it away for free.

I'm shopping around for a stylish briefcase to complement my elevated status -- image is important, right?

Does this pants suit make my butt look big?

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Jamastiene

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Tue Aug-10-10 09:41 PM
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36. I'm thinking of getting a custom laptop for the gig.

I need a recommendation for a good airbrush painter for the logo...and I want them to be from The Professional Left only. I have ideals to keep up, yanno. :P

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Merlot

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Tue Aug-10-10 10:24 PM
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39. Somehow I read that as a "custom lap dog for the gig"

which, come to think of it, isn't a bad idea.

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Jamastiene

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Tue Aug-10-10 10:49 PM
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40. I insist on having a dog in my office.

Edited on Tue Aug-10-10 10:49 PM by Jamastiene

It's for medicinal purposes, yeah, that's it. I love having dogs around. It doesn't seem right without one around. :)

Great misread. I hadn't even thought of that before. :thumbsup:

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Shining Jack

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Tue Aug-10-10 11:36 PM
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41. Oh boy...

I read "custom lap dance for the gig".Yes,my mind is in the gutter.:blush:

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Forkboy

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Tue Aug-10-10 06:29 PM
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19. There's also an amatuerish center.

Gibbs being example #1.

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IDemo

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Tue Aug-10-10 06:32 PM
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20. Join the P.L.A. today -

Edited on Tue Aug-10-10 06:41 PM by IDemo

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nadinbrzezinski

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Tue Aug-10-10 06:36 PM
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22. And in many quarters for real has stood for

the People's Liberation Army...

Or the official name of the Chinese Military.

Just an FYI... I guess I'm a member anyway... suits and ties, or will Mao Shirts be required?

:-)

Yes to some outside the PLA... we are down right statists and communists.

Quick, ask them to define EITHER.

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IDemo

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Tue Aug-10-10 06:40 PM
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23. Yeah, I knew that. But they were only wannabe Lefties

We're professionals. ;)

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awoke_in_2003

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Wed Aug-11-10 12:14 AM
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50. How did you get that sig pic? nt

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Tue Aug-10-10 07:26 PM
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28. i need a real job. sign me up!

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Jade Fox

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Tue Aug-10-10 07:52 PM
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31. Ya gotta know the secret handshake.......nt

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undeterred

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Tue Aug-10-10 07:53 PM
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32. The pension plan consists of all the Cat Food you can eat.

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FrenchieCat

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Tue Aug-10-10 07:58 PM
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33. Get yourself a fucking Blog and some paid advertisers.

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U4ikLefty

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Tue Aug-10-10 11:43 PM
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43. The web is full of "fucking blogs". n/t

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Merlot

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Tue Aug-10-10 10:22 PM
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38. Considering my last profession has left me...

it's nice to have a second chance at a real profession.

I'll make up some business cards:

Merlot

Professional Left

Experienced. Passionate. Drug Free!

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U4ikLefty

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Tue Aug-10-10 11:41 PM
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42. It's what Cheerleaders become when they throw away thier pom-poms

Edited on Tue Aug-10-10 11:41 PM by U4ikLefty

and ride their pony into the sunset.

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kath

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Wed Aug-11-10 01:34 AM
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52. Careful - I think that using the "C-word" can get your post deleted nowadays...

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AsahinaKimi

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Wed Aug-11-10 12:13 AM
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49. Its a P A I D job right?

Edited on Wed Aug-11-10 12:16 AM by AsahinaKimi

I could use some extra income. Wait!! Is it for left handed people only? Cause I am a (hates to admit it, a Right hander.. You thought I was going to fall into that trap and say a Rightie..didn't you?)

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