Burn in Hell, Jerry Falwell

As someone who claimed to be a "Christian", you sure seemed to forget one of Christ's primary teachings - judge not lest ye be judged yourself. Not only did you do God's work and cast judgment on "sinners", but you also helped foster an environment treating gays, lesbians, and other "sinners" like second-rate citizens. How many people who committed horrific crimes against gays learned their hatred in some evangelical church? The world will be a much better place when you, Pat Robertson, Benny Hinn, and all these other evangelical fundamentalist hate-filled whack-jobs are gone. If there is indeed a Hell, I'm sure you're all in for a very rude awakening.

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...in Hell they don't have to worry about disposing the grease in an environmentally safe manner...

:9

I'm all for the venting here! Someone who spent their life preaching hate instead of love, like Jesus did, deserves everything he asked for. Karma's a bitch.

I hope he does!

If you want to call someone a bad person or a good person, that is one thing. As to where they will spend eternity? You are not fit to judge.

But, yeah, he was human scum, and he's proverbially burning in hell.

Although I'm not sure they're in the same ring.

I'm not actually judging him, that is up to God to decide. However, I am free to say where I'd like to see him wind up.

...and aren't you doing the same? ...being a Decider. :rofl:
Lee

And did he make reservations?

I'm sure there's a special place for those who used their position to preach hatred towards others, and who conned millions of others (especially the elderly) out of their life savings.

All ten bolges, actually.

He can keep it warm for Cheney.

All ten bolges apply. Satan's going to have to chop him up into little pieces and stretch him out. Good thing Satan's got a lot of material to work with.

* Eighth Circle. The fraudulent—those guilty of deliberate, knowing evil—are located in a circle named Malebolge ("Evil Pockets"), divided into ten bolgie, or ditches of stone, with bridges spanning the ditches:
o Bolgia 1: Panderers and seducers walk in separate lines in opposite directions, whipped by demons. In the group of panderers the poets notice Venedico Caccianemico, and in the group of seducers Virgil points out Jason.(Canto XVIII)
o Bolgia 2: Flatterers are steeped in human excrement. (Canto XVIII)
o Bolgia 3: Those who committed simony are placed head-first in holes in the rock, with flames burning on the soles of their feet. One of them, Pope Nicholas III, denounces as simonists two of his successors, Pope Boniface VIII and Pope Clement V. (Canto XIX)
o Bolgia 4: Sorcerers and false prophets have their heads twisted around on their bodies backward, so they can only see what is behind them and not into the future.(Canto XX)
o Bolgia 5: Corrupt politicians (barrators) are immersed in a lake of boiling pitch, guarded by devils, the Malebranche ("Evil Claws"). Their leader, Malacoda ("Evil Tail"), assigns a troop to escort Virgil and Dante to the next bridge. The troop hook and torment Ciampolo, who identifies some Italian grafters and then tricks the Malebranche in order to escape back into the pitch. (Cantos XXI through XXIII)
o Bolgia 6: The bridge over this bolgia is broken: the poets climb down into it and find the Hypocrites listlessly walking along wearing gold-gilded lead cloaks. Dante speaks with Catalano and Loderingo, members of the Jovial Friars. It is also ironic in this canto that whilst in the company of hypocrites, the poets also discover that the guardians of the fraudulent (the malebranche) are hypocrites themselves, as they find that they have lied to them, giving false directions, when at the same time they are punishing liars for similar sins. (Canto XXIII)
o Bolgia 7: Thieves, guarded by the centaur (as Dante describes him) Cacus, are pursued and bitten by snakes. The snake bites make them undergo various transformations, with some resurrected after being turned to ashes, some mutating into new creatures, and still others exchanging natures with the snakes, becoming snakes themselves that chase the other thieves in turn. (Cantos XXIV and XXV)
o Bolgia 8: Fraudulent advisors are encased in individual flames. Dante includes Ulysses and Diomedes together here for their role in the Trojan War. Ulysses tells the tale of his fatal final voyage, where he left his home and family to sail to the end of the Earth. He equated life as a pursuit of knowledge that humanity can attain through effort, and in his search God sank his ship outside of Mount Purgatory. This symbolizes the inability of the individual to carve out one's own salvation. Instead, one must be totally subservient to the will of God and realize the inability of one to be a God unto oneself. Guido da Montefeltro recounts how his advice to Pope Boniface VIII resulted in his damnation, despite Boniface's promise of absolution. (Cantos XXVI and XXVII)
o Bolgia 9: A sword-wielding devil hacks at the sowers of discord. As they make their rounds the wounds heal, only to have the devil tear apart their bodies again. Muhammad tells Dante to warn the schismatic and heretic Fra Dolcino. (Cantos XXVIII and XXIX)
o Bolgia 10: Groups of various sorts of falsifiers (alchemists, counterfeiters, perjurers, and impersonators) are afflicted with different types of diseases. (Cantos XXIX and XXX)

:evilgrin:

We'll have a service and wonderful recital
But before we go on, there's something I must mention
An important message I must bring to your attention

I was in meditation and prayer last night
I was awakened by a shining bright light
Over head, a glorious spirit
He gave me a message and you all need to hear it
"Send me your money,"
That's what he said
He said to "Send me your money"

Now if you can only send a dollar or two
There ain't a hell of alot I can do for you
But if you want to see heaven's door
Make a check out for five hundred or more
"Send me your money"
Do you here what I'm saying?
"Send me your money"

Now give me some bass, um yea that's how he likes it
Now give me some silence, for all you SINNERS!

Here comes another con hiding behind a collar
His only god is the almighty dollar
He ain't no prophet, he ain't no healer
He's just a two-bit goddamn money stealer
Send me your money--Send it, you got to send it
Send me your money--You hear what I'm saying? Send it, send it
Send me your money

Now how much you give is your own choice
But to me it's the difference between a Porsche and a Rolls Royce
I want you to make it hurt when you dig into your pocket
I want you to make it hurt!
We'll take cash, we'll take checks
We'll take credit cards, we'll take jewelry
We'll take your momma's dentures if they got gold in them

So who's gonna be the next king of the fakers
Who's gonna take the place of Jim and Tammy Faye Bakker?
See my momma, she didn't raise no fool
Cause you can't put a price on a miracle
AMEN!

--Suicidal Tendencies

I love the old punk.

I now have...Sympathy For the Devil.....
Lee

just sayin'

just sayin'

To have Jesus greet him dressed like a leather queen, and all of the angels look like Tinky Winky. :evilgrin: